vito schnabel
Vito Schnabel
By now you've probably heard that Demi Moore has gone and replaced Ashton Kutcher with a new, much-younger boy toy: Vito Schnabel. But before today, you probably had no idea who the crap Vito Schnabel, 26, was, right? It's cool, most people didn't -- which is why I'm graciously bestowing upon you 5 facts about Demi's latest love. (Spoiler alert: Demi isn't the only famous [older] lady he's dated!)

Cuter than he looks. I can't stand Ashton Kutcher, but I will admit -- he isn't the ugliest person in the world. He isn't an easy act to follow. Upon first seeing Schnabel's photo, you may think, "Hmm ... not sure what she sees in him, having been with Ashton and all," and I can respect that.

However, I did stumble upon this video of him. And while you shouldn't expect to fall in love at first sight, he definitely gets a little more attractive when he talks about art. And he's waaaay less annoying than Kutcher.

Demi isn't his only high-profile, older-lady romance. Apparently, Vito dated Elle Macpherson at one point. I mean, Elle Macpherson! The pair were together when Vito was 21, and Elle was 44. And he also was with Liv Tyler for a period, who is 9 years older than he is.

His dad is super famous. You've heard of Julian Schnabel, right? The uber-famous artist? His dad.

They've already publicly grinded. Yeah, I agree, gross. But apparently at the party of Vladimir Doronin, Naomi Campbell's boyfriend (where they met), the pair was "dancing and grinding all over each other, openly, in front of other guests." Um, no thanks.

He has a "job." Following in dad's footsteps -- kind of -- Vito has made a name for himself as a curator and art dealer. He apparently works with "buzzy" artists and travels non-stop. Where is he today? New York (his hometown)? London? Miami? Demi's guess is as good as mine.

What do you think of Demi dating a super young dude again?

 

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