So Scott Disick wore an eye patch to the beach the other day, because that is what one does. It was monogrammed, of course. Just so you know? Always have your eye patches monogrammed. White on black, never the other way around, and never, ever in Comic Sans or Helvetica. It is the gentleman's way.
No but really, why is Scott wearing an eye patch to the beach? I know I shouldn't care. And yet I do! I'm intrigued. What is he up to? And why are the initials "LD" and not "SD"? (UPDATE: Apparently it stands for Lord Disick. SMH) I've spent a good part of my afternoon speculating on the matter (so much for productivity), and here's what I came up with: 20 reasons that may explain why Scott Disick is wearing an eye patch.
All right, Disick, you win. You got us talking! Damn you, it works every time.
Why do you think Scott is wearing an eye patch?
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