angus t jonesHey, you know that cute little chubby kid who's on Two and a Half Men? Yeah, well he's a fit 19-year-old adult now who's followed co-star Charlie Sheen's lead and has completely lost his mind. No, Angus T. Jones isn't preaching about tiger's blood or winning, but he is preaching about God. Angus is now a devout Christian of some unclear sect -- all I could derive from the video is that he likes black churches because he likes black people.

If you think that sounds confusing, wait til you watch this whole interview. Fast forward to the 7:30 mark to watch him encourage people to stop watching Two and a Half Men because it's ungodly filth.

All right, if you watched that whole thing, good for you. I know first-hand that that wasn't easy. Angus doesn't speak in complete sentences, let alone make his point clear, so there's a lot of eye-squinting and head-scratching that goes along with trying to figure out what the heck he's talking about.

The only things that became clear to me is that Angus like God. Angus like God very much. He also doesn't like the enemy, whomever that may be, and thinks that TV is somehow the devil's work, and encourages everyone to stop watching his show.

But here's where I get tripped up. If Angus hates being on the show so much because it's the "enemy" to God's plan, then why doesn't he just quit? Is he not quitting because breaking his contract would mean hefty monetary fees? That doesn't sound very God like. Plus, Angus is the highest paid child actor of all time -- at over $350,000 an episode, his net worth is around $15 million.

Isn't there some lines in this Bible he speaks of about meek inheriting the earth ... and something about a camel going through an eye of a needle before a rich person goes through the gates of heaven?

Angus sounds very confused, if not slightly inebriated, throughout this interview. I don't know what the H.E. double hockey sticks goes on on the set of Two and a Half Men, but logic seems to be killed there like a virus invading a body.

Mr. Jones has one thing right, though. No one should watch Two and a Half Men. Not because it's the devil, but because it sucks.

The truth is the truth. Amen.

What do you think of Angus's comments?

 

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