‘Two and a Half Men’ Star Angus T. Jones Finds God & It’s as Alarming as Charlie Sheen’s Meltdown (VIDEO)

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angus t jonesHey, you know that cute little chubby kid who's on Two and a Half Men? Yeah, well he's a fit 19-year-old adult now who's followed co-star Charlie Sheen's lead and has completely lost his mind. No, Angus T. Jones isn't preaching about tiger's blood or winning, but he is preaching about God. Angus is now a devout Christian of some unclear sect -- all I could derive from the video is that he likes black churches because he likes black people.

If you think that sounds confusing, wait til you watch this whole interview. Fast forward to the 7:30 mark to watch him encourage people to stop watching Two and a Half Men because it's ungodly filth.

All right, if you watched that whole thing, good for you. I know first-hand that that wasn't easy. Angus doesn't speak in complete sentences, let alone make his point clear, so there's a lot of eye-squinting and head-scratching that goes along with trying to figure out what the heck he's talking about.

The only things that became clear to me is that Angus like God. Angus like God very much. He also doesn't like the enemy, whomever that may be, and thinks that TV is somehow the devil's work, and encourages everyone to stop watching his show.

But here's where I get tripped up. If Angus hates being on the show so much because it's the "enemy" to God's plan, then why doesn't he just quit? Is he not quitting because breaking his contract would mean hefty monetary fees? That doesn't sound very God like. Plus, Angus is the highest paid child actor of all time -- at over $350,000 an episode, his net worth is around $15 million.

Isn't there some lines in this Bible he speaks of about meek inheriting the earth ... and something about a camel going through an eye of a needle before a rich person goes through the gates of heaven?

Angus sounds very confused, if not slightly inebriated, throughout this interview. I don't know what the H.E. double hockey sticks goes on on the set of Two and a Half Men, but logic seems to be killed there like a virus invading a body.

Mr. Jones has one thing right, though. No one should watch Two and a Half Men. Not because it's the devil, but because it sucks.

The truth is the truth. Amen.

What do you think of Angus's comments?


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nonmember avatar kaerae

I think he drank the tiger's blood...

Megan Lee

I couldn't even watch the whole thing.
Yeah, he may hate the "unglodly filth" on two and a half men, but he sure loves the $$. 

Daniella Ivette Mendoza

And that, my friends, is how religion makes everything lame.

dirti... dirtiekittie

uh, what? i don't even...

caito... caitob322

Kirk Cameron 2.0

Aeris... AerisKate

Maybe he is under contract for a certain amount of episodes and wants out. Who knows. 

Maias... MaiasMommy619

Not sayin loving God is bad..I love me some God :) . Buttttttt child stars are messssssed up! And I didn't watch the video but if it's what you describe then yea.

missusmc missusmc

Thank God I wasn't able to put my belief system at 19 out there for the world to scrutinize.  I think everyone should calm down and realize this kid is still pretty young, he's not hurting anyone, and there's a lot more we should be worrying about.  If this is the biggest mess he is going to be, he's still in much better shape than most of his child star counterparts.

PonyC... PonyChaser

USMC is right. By the logic on this site, we should feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, and give her chance after chance after chance because she's "sick", but this kid? This kid is horrible and delusional and possibly drunk, and should be run out of Hollywood because he's into God.


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