Well the Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Svengali act goes on. Now, not only is Kanye trying to dress Kim, he's also starting to give her career advice. And he thinks it's about time she diversifies. Enough with the reality TV! A source says that "Kanye doesn't want to film the show anymore and he doesn’t want Kim to do reality TV anymore, either. He’s pushing her to stop.”
B-b-b-but! If Kim doesn't do reality TV, what else is she going to do?!? The world wails. I mean, this is a woman who's supposedly famous for "doing nothing" -- or for doing a sex video, depending on which Kardashian-hater you're talking to. But I think Kim has some other skills and experience she could put on her resume. Let's consider Kim's career options, shall we?
Movies. No, not as an actress. Please! I'm thinking the occasional cameo. It could become a running gag. "Is that Kim Kardashian working out behind Bradley Cooper?" "Is that Kim Kardashian eating lunch at the table behind Charlize Theron?" "Is that Kim Kardashian as a vampire? OMG." (Shudder)
Secretary of State. Apparently some people don't want a Secretary of State who happens to be a Rhodes Scholar. Fiyyyne. Kimmy's been doing her part, touring the Middle East and brokering peace through milkshakes. Or something? Anyway, for your consideration: Madam Secretary Kardashian. Yay! Louboutins for everyone!
Fashion merchandising or whatever you call it. Because the Kardashian girls already have those Dash stores, and their Sears line, and their makeup line, and her madly anticipated Kimye shoes line. What else do people put on their bodies? Hats! Tattoos! Furs! (Oops, never mind.) The people must be draped in Kardashian!
Sistager. (You know, the sister version of momager?) I think Kim's been at this long enough that she could probably take over Kris Jenner's job and start managing her younger sisters' careers herself.
Post-divorce TV counselor. Shh, it's still sort of reality TV but still different though. Wouldn't you love a TV show where Kim gives newly-divorced women tips on getting their groove back, finding the right rebound boyfriend, and dressing for revenge? Okay, I guess it's just me.
What else do you think Kim Kardashian could do besides be a reality TV star?
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