As the days tick by since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged, the details (or rumors?) about their big day continue to slowly trickle a la ice luge into the wagging tongues of the public. And we like it. The latest piece of Aniston goss isn't about the actual big day, though. It's about the second most important thing: The bachelorette party. And how Jen's two besties (and reported bridesmaids) -- Courteney Cox and Chelsea Handler -- are caught up in an argument over which direction the lady-party should go in: Plastic Wiener Extravaganza or Massages and Mimosas.
As you may be able to deduce, Courteney, Jen's original bestie, is insisting the bash not be "crass" (aka, no balloon hats shaped like penises). She's thinking more a more "elegant" affair. A civilized ladies' weekend, if you will. Chelsea, on the other hand, is itching for a "raucous" night out, replete with male strippers and pole dancing.
First world problem is, though, despite Jen's efforts to form a peace treaty between the women, neither side wants to budge. According to a source: "It's ridiculous. Chelsea and Courteney have never managed to bond, despite Jen's desperate attempts. Jen has begged them to go to dinner again -- it means a lot to her that they get along. Chelsea feels she's already made the effort, and Courteney just thinks she's not very mature."
If this nonsense is true, I'd have to put my money on Jen siding with Team Courteney. She's known her longer, and although Jen seems like a fun gal, she seems more "massage-y" than "blinking tiara-y". And, at the end of the day, aren't we all?
Did you have a bachelorette party? Details please, thanks.
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