christina aguileraHey, good news! You can stop beating yourself up about missing the American Music Awards last night, because I'm gonna tell you everything you need to know about the 40th Annual AMA Broadcast. So in case people are still talking about it around the watercooler or whatever tomorrow and you're too ashamed to admit you forgot about the most important night of the year, here are a few handy phrases to help you fake your way through the conversation: Justin Bieber sure did win a lot of awards! Nicky Minaj sure did win a lot of awards! Psy and MC Hammer, how awesome was that?! And last, but not least: Christina Aguilera sure did rock a lot of badonkadonk, how awesome was that?!

Oh, come on, it WAS pretty awesome ...

Look, I know not everybody likes. Big. Butts (andtheycannotlie). And Xtina was most definitely packing an extra load of junk in that trunk o'hers. But instead of slamming Aguilera for "gaining weight" or "letting herself go," why not give the girl some credit? Her backside was the most compelling thing on that stage. Seriously, could YOU look away?

Now that's what I call entertainment.

I mean, far be it from me to criticize a diva's derriere. As for her performance, however ...

I'm all for hula hoops and drag queens, but those bags on everybody's heads I could've done without. Thank god we had Christina's bountiful booty to take our minds off those creepy things!

What did you think of Christina Aguilera's look at the AMAs?

 

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