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Michael Lohan Takes Paternity Test on TV & Humiliates His Brand New Daughter (VIDEO)

by Ericka Sóuter on November 15, 2012 at 2:18 PM

lohanThe Lohan looniness continues. Michael Lohan took a paternity test on a talk show to find out if he was the father of a 17-year-old girl claiming to be his daughter.

The result? Michael can add another disappointed child to his brood. He apparently had a fling with the teen's mother Kristi Horn back in 1995 when he was still married to Dina. He sits there looking shamed, shocked, and downright creepy as the DNA results are read on the Trisha Goddard Show.

The saddest part? This was the first time the girl had ever met Michael. Born between Ali and Cody (his two youngest with ex Dina), she was the lovechild he allegedly never acknowledged. Apparently her mother had been trying to get him to pay child support for years, but he always denied she was his. After the big reveal, he lamely gets up to hug her, which she clearly wants no part of. And I completely understand why. Here's a man who had nothing to do with her for her entire life and now he wants a tender hug. Forget it.

I don't know why he would go on TV to get a paternity test after all these years. What would that accomplish other than maybe extending the 15 minutes of fame that should have dried up years ago? Was it really worth humiliating all his children? Honestly, it's no wonder Lindsay is the way she is.

Watch the moment Lohan learns he IS THE FATHER:

Michael Lohan -- YOU ARE THE FATHER -- DNA Confirms Teen Lovechild - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

Are you surprised to hear Lindsay has a secret sister?

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  • Mary...
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    Mary Cimino

    November 15, 2012 at 4:43 PM
    I'm not surprised, he's a low life.
  • Evely...
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    Evelyn Braman

    November 15, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    jeeeze that whole family is off their rockers...

  • Kim...
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    Kim Skeens

    November 15, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    What a wanker.

  • Jenni...
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    Jennifer B Kinghorn

    November 15, 2012 at 5:53 PM

    What a fucking scumbag asshole douche. Its no suprise he creates awful slutty trainwreck children, this one should sue him for millions then run away as fast as she can.

  • missy...


    November 15, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    I feel sorry for the young woman.  Poor kid!

  • tuffy...


    November 15, 2012 at 7:12 PM
    He's such a pig. Ugh. I hope she's doing better than his other kids.
  • Venae


    November 15, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    You know why HE went on the show - but why would the woman and child?  Geez - just get the results, go to court and get your back support.

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  • ident...


    November 27, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    I work for Identigene, a DNA paternity testing company. I just wanted to add that there are less public ways to obtain DNA paternity results. A simple online search or trip to the drugstore will allow a person to obtain a home DNA paternity testing kit that can be upgraded to a legal collection if more than peace of mind is desired.

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