lohanThe Lohan looniness continues. Michael Lohan took a paternity test on a talk show to find out if he was the father of a 17-year-old girl claiming to be his daughter.

The result? Michael can add another disappointed child to his brood. He apparently had a fling with the teen's mother Kristi Horn back in 1995 when he was still married to Dina. He sits there looking shamed, shocked, and downright creepy as the DNA results are read on the Trisha Goddard Show.

The saddest part? This was the first time the girl had ever met Michael. Born between Ali and Cody (his two youngest with ex Dina), she was the lovechild he allegedly never acknowledged. Apparently her mother had been trying to get him to pay child support for years, but he always denied she was his. After the big reveal, he lamely gets up to hug her, which she clearly wants no part of. And I completely understand why. Here's a man who had nothing to do with her for her entire life and now he wants a tender hug. Forget it.

I don't know why he would go on TV to get a paternity test after all these years. What would that accomplish other than maybe extending the 15 minutes of fame that should have dried up years ago? Was it really worth humiliating all his children? Honestly, it's no wonder Lindsay is the way she is.

Watch the moment Lohan learns he IS THE FATHER:


Are you surprised to hear Lindsay has a secret sister?