You have GOT to be kidding me. Channing Tatum is definitely NOT the Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, he's good looking and all and he's got the bod to earn such a distinguished and honorable title, but sexy is SO much more than just looks. This morning People announced that the 32-year-old Magic Mike star from Alabama joins the likes of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney, and Bradley Cooper in their elite group of sexiness.
I've just gotta skip straight to my gut feelings here. WHAT ABOUT RYAN GOSLING?! I swear, the Goss got robbed of last year's title by Mr. Cooper and now -- an ex-stripper? OK, so maybe that's me being a little ... obsessive. To be fair, though, I think there are a whole SLEW of big names with MUCH more going for them that deserve such an honor.
Like Justin Timberlake, for starters.
OK, I know, I know, you're all like, "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?" I'll admit -- I've been singled out over my lust for Justin Timberlake before. But in terms of sexiness, the man is the entire package in my mind. He has eyes that I could stare at for days, a voice that reminds me of heaven (because I so totally know what it's like up there), and hello -- the guy is HILARIOUS. How can you tell me that his sense of humor doesn't make him ridiculously attractive? Damn that Biel.
Or for a second, we could talk about Matt Bomer:
The White Collar star has eyes for days, and hello -- did you see how adorable he was during his stint on Glee last season!? Yeah, he hits for the other team, but even the way he came out was sexy. Give this man some points.
Of course, we could always just talk RPattz:
I'm not a Twilight fan by any means, but I'd even choose Robert Pattinson over Channing for the fact that the guy was publicly cheated on and could use a little ego boost. His accent? Sexy. The fact that he can really act? Sexy. The fact that he's besties with Reese? I'm just jealous.
Whether you agree with a few of my suggestions or not, I do think we can all agree on this: It's nearly impossible to pick ONE man to be the sexiest one of all. People has taken on this burden, and something tells me if they don't pick Gosling soon I'm fearing mass hysteria.
Who would get your vote for Sexiest Man Alive?
Images via People, Joe Shlabotnik/Flickr Pacific Coast News, Sheri Reed
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