You have GOT to be kidding me. Channing Tatum is definitely NOT the Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, he's good looking and all and he's got the bod to earn such a distinguished and honorable title, but sexy is SO much more than just looks. This morning People announced that the 32-year-old Magic Mike star from Alabama joins the likes of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney, and Bradley Cooper in their elite group of sexiness.
I've just gotta skip straight to my gut feelings here. WHAT ABOUT RYAN GOSLING?! I swear, the Goss got robbed of last year's title by Mr. Cooper and now -- an ex-stripper? OK, so maybe that's me being a little ... obsessive. To be fair, though, I think there are a whole SLEW of big names with MUCH more going for them that deserve such an honor.
Like Justin Timberlake, for starters.
OK, I know, I know, you're all like, "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?" I'll admit -- I've been singled out over my lust for Justin Timberlake before. But in terms of sexiness, the man is the entire package in my mind. He has eyes that I could stare at for days, a voice that reminds me of heaven (because I so totally know what it's like up there), and hello -- the guy is HILARIOUS. How can you tell me that his sense of humor doesn't make him ridiculously attractive? Damn that Biel.
Or for a second, we could talk about Matt Bomer:
The White Collar star has eyes for days, and hello -- did you see how adorable he was during his stint on Glee last season!? Yeah, he hits for the other team, but even the way he came out was sexy. Give this man some points.
Of course, we could always just talk RPattz:
I'm not a Twilight fan by any means, but I'd even choose Robert Pattinson over Channing for the fact that the guy was publicly cheated on and could use a little ego boost. His accent? Sexy. The fact that he can really act? Sexy. The fact that he's besties with Reese? I'm just jealous.
Whether you agree with a few of my suggestions or not, I do think we can all agree on this: It's nearly impossible to pick ONE man to be the sexiest one of all. People has taken on this burden, and something tells me if they don't pick Gosling soon I'm fearing mass hysteria.
Who would get your vote for Sexiest Man Alive?
Images via People, Joe Shlabotnik/Flickr Pacific Coast News, Sheri Reed
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Joe Manganiello!
I would definitely have picked Ryan Gosling over Channing Tatum. However, I think the sexiest man alive is Jensen Ackles, from the Supernatural TV series. Honestly, the thoughts that I have while watching him....
"Sexiest Man Alive" is kind of a silly title anyway. We all find different things sexy. Pattinson, Gosling, Clooney, PItt, some have had the title, some will have the title, and women will always say "but what about HIM?! He's way hotter!"
For me, it would be all about Joe Manganiello! Holy crap he's hot!
zombiemommy, you are about to have a lot of girls after your brother in that case. lol
I agree with tnyangel. Everyone sees sexy differently. My mom is COMPLETELY infatuated with Bradley Cooper. I really don't find him all that attractive. I would think Eric Balfour from Haven is sexy because of his rugged looks, but then again he looks just like my fiancee (who has the body of lou ferrigno in his hulk days) so my admiration of Eric might be a little biased. :-P I just want to know HOW People Magazine comes to this conclusion. Does the staff pic the winner or do they ask readers?
I think him or any of guy who have picture is sexy or sexysit man alive. I have seen better sexy and sexier man like Ian Somhandler, Vin Disel, Toby Keith and Jason Alden.