Kristen Stewart Is 'Desperate for a Job': Behold Her Incredible Acting Skills in 10 Stunning Photos

kristen stewart twilight breaking dawnWhat's next for Twilight star Kristen Stewart? SHE HAS NO FREAKIN' IDEA. When asked at last night's Breaking Dawn 2 premiere what role she most wanted to play, Kristen couldn't say what her next project will be. "I never really know what I want to do until it's right in front of me. I feel like if I knew what story I wanted to tell, I'd be directing. Desperate for a job, folks!"

We know KStew dropped out of the movie Cali. And she may be in Snow White and the Huntsman 2 ... or not. I can't believe she doesn't have anything lined up by now. Surely someone wants this talented young lady to star in their next film. I mean, have you seen Kristen's range? She's the Meryl Streep of her generation! For your consideration, Hollywood, I give you: The Many Moods of Kristen Stewart.

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Ang9403 Ang9403

I'm sorry but she IS NOT the Meryl Streep of her generation. Gosh thats insulting to Mrs. Streep.

nonmember avatar kat

sarcasm...

amomm... amommy2jack

It didn't look like different expressions to me at all.  It seemed like the same one over and over - a combo of in pain and boredom.

nonmember avatar krelia

I took this as a parody piece.

juneb... junebaby11

Your article is full of immature sarcasm and i think this just shows how poor of a writer you are, the other two commentors might not have recognized the sarcasm but i did, she may not have alot of expression but clearly she must be ok at it she gets paid to be in movies

nonmember avatar arandomlady12

LOL this article is funny. I hope you guys are joking and can tell the article is pure sarcasm...

ImaSo... ImaSoulMom

Junebaby, her parents are producers and she sleeps with directors. It's the same vacant expression and just goes to show you don't need skill to get by in hollywood. It's all in who you know and how you know them.

tuffy... tuffymama

LOL! Kristen Stewart's moods best described, labeled thusly:

Bitchface

What's that smell?

Oh, it's YOU.

God, other people suck.

I'm so TIRED of life. Ugh.

I'm so annoyed right now. Get off me.



And those are probably the name of the lessons you'll take from the Kristen Stewart School of Bad Acting.

tuffy... tuffymama

I think junebaby just had a "leave Britney alone" moment.

Venae Venae

LMAO!!!

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