Soooo, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, huh?!? I don't know about you, but I almost called in sick today to mourn the loss of beautiful, perfectly coiffed, young love. Justin, on the other hand, seems to be handling this breakup pretty well. He says he's confused, he says he doesn't know what to say, but hmm, you know what? His actions speak louder than words. At an East Rutherford, New Jersey concert on Friday, Bieber sang Justin Timberlake's break up anthem, "Cry Me a River." I KNOW.
I think it's totally cool if we jump to conclusions and assume that Bieber sang this song because that young hussy Selena was cheating on him.
I mean, Timberlake wrote that song about Britney when he found out she was sleeping with their mutual friend and choreographer, Wade Robson, and now, I think it's pret-ty obvious that Bieber's trying to tell us, through the magical power of song, that Selena's not as innocent as she seems.
The lyrics go: You don't have to say/what you did/I already know/I heard it from him.
Boom. Selena was cheating on him with a dude who confessed his sins to Bieber.
You know, that, or it's just a great pop tune that JB likes to cover every now and again.
In any case, R.I.P. Biebomez. Rest. In. Peace.
Watch Bieber perform Timberlake's breakup hit, "Cry Me a River":
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