When you think of Brad Pitt, "insecure" probably isn't the first word that comes to mind. But this latest doozy -- that I'm sure is true -- compliments of the National Enquirer, paints Brad as the picture of insecurity. Why? Oh, because his fiance Angelina Jolie has been secretly TiVoing episodes of her ex-husband Jonny Lee Miller's show and watching them behind his back.
With the kids!
That last part was meant to be read in a whisper.
The story -- which, for the record, is insane, but worth reporting -- claims that when Miller's show, Elementary, first came out, Angelina recorded it so she could "critique his acting performance and see how he's aged." After watching it, she supposedly couldn't stop talking about how much it sucked and how it was -- and I quote! -- "so bad she could barely make it through the entire episode." Yet! As the super credible report delves deeper, Angelina Jolie has been exposed as a die-hard Elementary watcher. Or, more accurately, a die-hard ex-husband watcher.
Apparently, Brad went into a "jealous rage" after unearthing an almost-full season's worth of Elementary episodes. You know, the show Angelina "hates." (When it's Opposite Day.) The tale goes that Angelina and her kids would watch the show when Dad was out of the house. Also, "Her daughters Zahara and Shiloh have a crush on Jonny, and Angelina’s boys think the show is cool too."
Wooooowwww. The boys think the show is cool, too. That's tough stuff right there. Dagger through the heart.
Do I think this story is true? Um, probably not, as it's completely absurd. But if you buy the whole "where there's smoke, there's fire" theory, maybe Brad is feeling insecure. You know why, though. That Chanel No. 5 ad. That thing was the exact opposite of "cool."
Do you think Angelina Jolie has been TiVoing Elementary?
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