Lindsay Lohan's Hurricane Sandy Tweets Are Crazy Even by Lindsay Lohan Standards

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Lindsay LohanHey people on the East Coast who are preparing for the biggest storm that's ever hit the United States -- great news! You can officially stop evacuating, stop closing schools and transit systems, stop boarding up windows, stop stockpiling supplies, and for christ's sake, you can certainly stop worrying. Never mind the potential for widespread damage, record flooding, loss of power, and loss of life! Never mind the predictions that this storm will impact a jaw-dropping 50 to 60 million people! According to Lindsay Lohan, it's time to stop panicking about Hurricane Sandy, and start thinking positive!

I really shouldn't be surprised at this point by anything Lindsay Lohan says or does, and yet. AND YET. Somehow, Lindsay still managed to blow me away with her deranged tweets from last night, in which she berated people for their "negativity" about the storm, and suggested renaming it "Hurricane Sassy."

Lindsay started by posting what may possibly be the dip-shittiest tweet I've about ever seen:

I'm just -- I mean -- seriously, where do you even get started with how profoundly ignorant that is? Why is everyone in such a panic? Oh, I don't know, maybe something about history-making flooding and deadly high-force winds and JESUS EFFING CHRIST, LOHAN, REALLY?

Lindsay went on to have a long and chatty Twitter conversation as she and friends attempted to get #hurricanesassy trending. She wants to rename it Hurricane Sassy because:

that is so much more comforting... much less threatening, no?

Oh my god. You know, I've felt sort of sympathetic to Lindsay Lohan in the past, because of her toxic parents and her obvious addiction issues, but this is so idiotic there's simply no excuse. It's one thing to (foolishly) think that this storm is being overhyped, it's something else entirely to publicly blast people for "projecting negativity" as they prepare and take safety precautions.

Clearly, she's in dire need of a detox program muzzle mandatory assignment to FEMA new publicist.

What do you think about Lindsay Lohan's take on Hurricane Sandy?


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CAP1015 CAP1015

The woman is mentally ill, has untold issues due to her parents and the "being protected" from reality while she was a star and now we are shocked that she can't function?  This is an example of what happens when we idolize and create a special place for those we deem "famous".  In the end being treated so special hurts them much more than it protected or provided them any form of real value. 

cmjaz cmjaz

Did that child even go to school? I still feel sorry for her. I wonder what kind of person she could have been if her mom wouldn't have enabled her partying ways for many years.

kelti... kelticmom

Pray for peace? For a Hurricane? Has she never heard of "an act of God"? What a naive, ridiculous girl.

NatAndCo NatAndCo

She probably tells people not to worry about swirling fairy dust, aka tornados, either.

Amber Thompson

I think all of her ridiculous tweeting is probably connected to some kind of drug haze, because why else??

oOoLe... oOoLeilanioOo

Why get so worked up about what some random person said. Survival if the fittest! If she's on the east coast we will see how long she survives with that attitude. Now go stockpile!!! :)

nonmember avatar Faith

Calling it hurricane Sassy seems pretty disrespectful to the people it has killed so far.

Rebec... Rebecca7708

She's probably not on the East Coast right now. She's safe and dry in California, what does she have to worry about? She can afford to be ignorant and uncaring about something that has no effect on her life.

Kim Aaron Fanning

Step away from the Twitter, Crackie. But she does have at least one thing in common with this hurricane, however - both of them are blowing a large majority of the East Coast.

Todd Vrancic

She just demonstrated the depths of her ignorance.  People should pay her no mind.

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