If Hurricane Sandy's got you down, take some solace in this beacon of hope: Scott Disick is reportedly shopping for an engagement ring for Kourtney Kardashian. I know. I, too, felt a warm, comforting, formless presence when I read that.
According to the Internet, the boyfriend of the sister of the woman who made a sex tape with the brother of an R&B/hip hop artist was spotted in Fort Lauderdale, Florida recently with a male friend perusing engagement rings at Levinson Jewelers. According to an overzealous onlooker: "Scott was most definitely shopping for engagement rings, and all of them were large!"
Could it be? Is the third Kardashian sister finally about to be betrothed?
Hard to say, as reports from onlookers -- and from anyone Kardashian-associated -- always need to be taken with a grain of salt. But if they are: What the hell?
Haven't reports been saying -- non-stop lately -- that Kourtney and Scott are on the rocks? That he's "out of control". That he's out every night drinking and partying while Kourtney's nannies takes care of the kids. If this is true, how can we believe anything we read in Star, Life & Style, or The National Enquirer. What's next? Are we going to find out that Jennifer Garner really wasn't in a "jealous rage" after finding out Ben Affleck "still talks to Jennifer Lopez"? I don't know up from down right now.
If the reports are true, a pre-emptive congrats, Kourtney. If you say yes, that is. If you say no, awk-ward. And if there's no truth to this whatsoever, please unread this, thanks.
Would you like to see Kourtney and Scott married?
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