Mila Kunis's 'Baby Bump' Means She Could Be Pregnant! (Or Something)

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Mila KunisWith all of the bad news we've had lately, let's share what might be some good news. Well, unless you're Demi Moore. Then this news might be a tad shocking, to say the least. The Daily Mail is reporting speculating that Mila Kunis could be pregnant -- with none other than Ashton Kutcher's baby! Tah-dah!! Of course, they are basing this on something less than scientific. In fact, this could be less a pregnancy than a downright insult. You be the judge.

Mila and Ashton were photographed taking a stroll together, with Mila holding an iced coffee and sporting what looks to be -- maybe -- possibly -- a baby bump??!! Or, you know, a big pasta dinner from the night before. Either or.

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Mila and Ashton have been dating for several months now, and after several vociferous denials about it. Liar, liar, pants on fire! Ashton is, of course, embroiled in a divorce with Demi Moore. That is, if they're even really married. Either or.

Certainly in these photos Mila's stomach is looking a tad, shall we say, bumpish? Then again, without the magic of Photoshop, it's not unheard of for a celebrity to pack a little around the middle. I know, crazy, right??!!

But if there is a little Kutcher in the hootcher, that would be some news, eh? In fact, a "source" (apply caveat) was quoted in Star mag as saying:

Ashton feels his biological clock ticking -- he’s wanted kids for years but he and Demi Moore didn’t have luck conceiving, most likely because of her age. And he’s on a campaign to get Mila to agree to be a mom, he’s reminded her that he’s had plenty of father practice with Demi’s three daughters.

Uh, if this is true, let's hope that this time Ashton takes his daddy duties a little more seriously than he did with Demi's kids -- after all, cheating on the mama isn't exactly on the "practice list" so far as I'm aware of.

Do you think Mila looks pregnant?


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SuzyB... SuzyBarno

Looks like an optical illusion. Horizontal stripes across your midsection and the shirt being tapered in the front and back. Don't think she is prego.

EvaSa... EvaSamuel

Maybe she ate a lima bean.

Mommi... MommietoJB

Omg...she looks prego. No wonder on their dates out she,would be wearing sweatshirts and sweatpants. I hope it was just a chili cheeseburger and fries meal because ashton is such a dick head.

Felic... FeliciaDG

There is simply no excuse for this. Not everybody can fart on cue & I get that (my eyes well up in tears, not gas fumes). However in this day and age it seems everybody has an iFart app on their phone and can easily squat, rub their belly and push that button and let the long squishy splat sound fly. No mess! Noire baby bump watching.

FYI: paps and writers. Can we stop with baby bump? That bump is MY BODY doing the work of creating another human. You cannot see the baby. You have not earned some right to ogle my body and try to make it sound cute by using the words baby bump.



My apologies if you thought that bump was an actual baby sticking out of me because I would never make fun of the mentally handicapped. However, you should know that it's bad form to look at that "baby bump" while also looking at the "mama humps".

t0vanal t0vanal

FeliciaDG you are a weirdo (were you drunk when you decided to post that rambling nonsense?) 

hopea... hopealways4019

She definitely look pregnant. Congratulations!

nonmember avatar Jo

She seems chubbier lately.

nonmember avatar kathryn

No, she just looks like a normal healthy person! She even admitted after her severe weight loss for Black Swan that the weight didn't go back on in the same places it came off. It went straight to her waist and hips. I agree, the striped shirt doesn't help, but I don't think she's pregnant.

Pinkmani Pinkmani

Or that she's gained a few pounds... GEEZ!

Nicole Stutler Barnett

I think she is pregnant! swollen face, widend hips and definately early baby belly...(and i'm a momma of three)!been their done that!

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