Former ‘RHONJ’ Cast Member Might Come Back in Season 5 ... For Blood (VIDEO)

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danielle staubWhen I read that former Real Housewives of New Jersey villain Danielle Staub had a meeting with Andy Cohen about the Housewives, as she says, "in general," all I could think of, and bear with me while I show my musical theater geekiness for a second, was the song called "Omigod You Guys" from the not at all critically acclaimed Broadway non-smash, Legally Blonde. Because, OMIGOD YOU GUYS, Danielle Staub might be coming back to RHONJ.

Danielle didn't give any specifics about her supposed sit-down with Bravo Andy, but listen, if they're meeting, you know something's up, and I hope against all hope that they were discussing her return to the series. I would be like a pig in shit if she showed up on the first episode of season 5, book in hand, talking to Jacqueline because, let's face it, Jacqueline is the only one dumb enough to socialize with a pariah.

And where there's Danielle, there's hopefully no Caroline Manzo. Anyone so sick of Caroline's holier than thou attitude? If she's so sage and wise, get the hell off reality TV and make room for those who are too out of touch to realize that they're ruining their lives for the viewer's sport. It's more fun for us that way. Plus, Caroline's "mama bear" shtick lost all credibility this season -- once you agree to have cameras film you and your daughter at a diner where you tell her she's a five-pound sausage in a three-pound bag, or whatever, you lose your honor badge of parenting and good-decision making.

I say let's get Caroline off the show, and Kathy, and maybe Jacqueline, too (I mean, all she does is weep, and I hear from inside sources that she's the most paranoid of the cast members and calls the producers late into the night worried about how she's coming across on camera; and with her son's autism diagnoses, she has bigger things to worry about) and let's get Danielle and Dina Manzo back on the show.

OMIGOD, omigod you guys ... I'm not saying Danielle and Dina's return would be the best thing that ever happened to me, but it would be the best thing that ever happened to me.

Watch Danielle talk about her meeting with Andy: 

 

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Alicia Claire

Please bring her back!!

Sheri Ulrich

You need help. Why in the world you would be "qualified" to write an article is beyond me. Like her or hate her, Caroline is the ONLY one on this series that has an IOTA of sense and you, of all people is judging her because she acts "holier than thou". Go away


 

Ferzilet Saciri

She is one crazy chick!! She needs to get a life not on TV!!!!! I think they need NEW woman on RHONJ. The ones on their now just fight over the same stuff over and over!!!! enough already!!!

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I would love it!! Bring Melissa down!!!!!!!

Adina Kramer-Dermott

I think Danielle needs to stay off the show and go hang out with Teresa. They are both mental. For as much as they can't stand each other, they are tow peas in a pod.

Linda King

I LIKED DANIELLE. BUT TERESA IS A BITCH, AND LIAR. SHE MAKES ME SICK. WISH THEY WOULD FIRE HER. AND HER HUSBAND JOE... OMG.

Bobbi Jean

PUH-LLEEEESE!!! I'm pretty sure Jac has nothing to do with Danielle! If she returns it is because Teresa needs an ally! As far as your comments on Caroline...you have no idea what a good mother is! She doesn't sugar coat anything and neither do her children! Lauren was uncomfortable in her own skin! Caroline was pained by that and she was giving it to her straight! I'd rather my mother tell me than pretend like I'm perfect! I might have grown up to be as delusional as Teresa! God bless this world when the children of today take over....no one looses and everyone is perfect! Good Luck!!

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