Well here's something you don't see every day. A naked Sandra Bullock bullying a naked Chelsea Handler in the shower. It's as epic as it sounds. What a way to kick off the season premiere of Chelsea Lately.
Sandra, I mean, Sandy even manages to give Chelsea some excellent, heartfelt, poignant advice. Whilst extremely pixelated, of course. She tells Chelsea to "stop calling yourself the white Oprah," "lay off the booze," and "stop sleeping with your guests." Can't really argue with that sound logic, now can you? The way Sandra is able to say all this with a straight face really does show what a fantastic actress she is. Add in the fact she's doing all of this pretty much nude, and, well ...
But Chelsea was able to defend herself, saying she doesn't really sleep with that many now, "just some of the rappers," she dead-panned. Yeah, remember how she casually dated 50 Cent back in the day? Seriously, there's nothing like some good self-aware humor.
Take a peek, you know you want to watch:
PS: Doesn't Sandra look fantastic? And Chelsea doesn't look half bad either -- I can't imagine there's too many of us who would want to be that, um, exposed on national television. But both of these women are hilarious and I'm glad they were able to have some fun with it. I mean, don't all women have their most serious, life-altering conversations naked in the shower together? Well, the peeing and all that aside ...
But anyone who watches this will just crush on Sandy that much harder. How can anyone ever get through a line like, "You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host, okay? This comes directly from Oprah's mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina, and out my ass" in the nude without cracking a smile?? Kudos to you both, Sandy and Chelsea. I wish my shower guests were this helpful and funny.
Did you watch the premiere of Chelsea Lately? How much do you love Sandra Bullock?
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