'DWTS' Recap: Kelly Monaco HAS to Be Hiding Something

Kelly MonacoDancing With the Stars was a blast tonight. This season is all about burning the dance floor, and by this we mean holy amazing dancing! The all-star season is doing more than living up to its name. It's by far the best season ever. And this episode was the best so far.

We had Gilles Marini dancing Bollywood (HOT!) and Melissa Rycroft dancing Jitterbug. We had Emmitt Smith dancing Bolero, Shawn Johnson dancing the Mambo, and Sabrina Bryan dancing Disco.

It was hot, steamy, funny, and hilarious. There is SO much talent on the floor this season. But there is also some fat that can be trimmed. In other words? This should be Bristol's last show.

The thing about Bristol is she is popular. Hell, I loved to hate her on her season and so did everyone else. The fact is, in this kind of show, there is a thin line between love and hate. Bristol is popular because a lot of people hate her and those who love her do so with their dialing fingers moving.

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Still, enough is enough. She was cute and funny in the beginning and on her season, but come on. She has run her course. No one could possibly say she deserves to be on the same floor as Shawn Johnson or Gilles Marini.

Even if I loved Bristol, I would be able to see that she is just amateur hour. Everyone else is better. Or more entertaining. Or more professional. She needs to go.

Besides, the sooner she goes, the quicker we will see the truth about Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy. Tonight, she broke her toe and it quickly became obvious that these two are so, so much more than friends.

Their contemporary dance was hot and sexy and awesome, but their little romance? That's hotter. Is it real? Only time will tell.

Do you think Bristol needs to go home? Do you think Kelly is with Val for real?

 

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