Dear Kanye West, I'm not sure if you realize this, but you're dating Kim Kardashian, who is famous. And not for her soulful singing or light-footed dancing. Nope. She's famous for: a) a sex tape, b) a reality show in which she does little more than whine and shop, c) a blink-and-you'll miss it marriage. I'm sure you know all of this. So, it's a bit disingenuous of you to go all ape crap when a photographer gets in your face and asks about Reggie Bush, Kim's ex, who happened to be in Miami across the street having dinner from where you and Kim were. Is it polite to ask about the ex in front of you? No. But look at the "dress" (more like a bra and skirt) that Kim was wearing to dinner. It's not exactly an ensemble that inspires Hillary Clinton or Marissa Mayer levels of respect.
Kimye were leaving dinner in Miami Beach when a (female) paparazzo got in their face and began yelling, "Kim, did you know Reggie is here having dinner? Do you wanna go congratulate him on his pregnancy?"
Er, yeah. Not the politest thing to say. At this point, Kanye got enraged and tried to take her camera. But finally the two lovebirds rolled away in their Rolls-Royce.
Sure, Kanye, it sucks to have someone ask your girlfriend about her ex right in front of you. Not to mention her ex's baby with his new girlfriend -- the one who happens to look creepily like Kim. But this is what you chose when you decided to date Kim instead of, say, oh, anyone else. Like some girl from Kansas maybe? Or a celeb you generally don't hear much about, like, say, um, Sofia Vergara? Jennifer Lawrence? Take your pick.
My point is this, you gotta chill, man. You know your gal has a history. That's what you like about her. And why not? Not every man wants to date a Pollyanna type. I mean, Kim is wearing a BRA to a restaurant, Kanye. You must know she's not a wallflower. Not a virgin. She's got exes. And exes of exes.
Anyway, Kanye, don't get all Sean Penn, you know? He'd get crazed when the paps said stuff about Madonna in front of him. But she is Madonna. Do you think she cares? She'd be mad if people weren't saying crap. Same with Kim. Look how she smiled while you glared. She knows the game. Look at Paris Hilton. No one asks her anything anymore. Kim doesn't want to be Paris.
Relax, Kanye. You know those paps are obnoxious. But where would you and Kim be without them? And where would Kim be without her past? And where would you be without Kim? It's all good, m'man.
Do you think Kanye needs to relax about Kim?