Sunday night can't come soon enough. The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part three is going to be, to use this year's most over-used word, EPIC. Joe Gorga and Teresa Giudice are going to be screaming at one another about hurting "Mommy and Daddy" and Jaqueline's going to intervene at the exact wrong moment. Good god, I can't wait.
Since we have a few days to kill til we park it on the sofa and watch with wide eyes as a real family is decimated before our very eyes, let's talk about the latest Joe Giudice rumors. And, yeah, I'm being a little too magnanimous calling these cheating allegations "rumors" because, come on, everyone knows he's screwing around behind Teresa's back. The latest news is that he's in a committed relationship with a 25-year-old college student.
A source close to this mystery mistress says:
For a short, fat guy, Joe managed to get a real beauty. Chances are good that if Joe was just a regular guy who didn't appear on a hit TV show, she would never have looked his way. She probably likes the fame he has, thanks to his wife.
The mistress' parents say that their daughter knows Joe through work, which is news to me that Joe even has a job. Seriously, what does this man do? I know, I know, real estate or construction or some shit, but I gotta be honest, this dufus isn't even smart enough to rip off his mic when he's having a grunty conversation with a lady-friend, how would he be bright enough to read and execute a blue print? Something's not adding up.
Anyway, this isn't the only source that claims to know someting about Joe's cheatin' ways -- another person told Radar Online that they saw Joe getting all touchy feely with a woman, not Teresa, at an Atlantic City casino recently.
The fact that Joe is cheating on Teresa is so self-evident that it's bizarre and hell, alarming, that Teresa won't admit it. I'm no fan of that moron, but dang, no one deserves to be treated like this. I hope for her sake, and for the sake of her four daughters, Teresa kicks this ass hat to the curb ... then I hope she sells her side of the story to a tabloid. I'd love to hear what she has to say about Joe "oh herm herm herm grunt grunt grunt" Giudice.
Then, if his mistress could sell a story, too, that would be fantastic. Thanks!
You don't think there's any chance in hell Joe isn't cheating on Teresa, right??
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