robert pattinsonYou'd think Robert Pattinson would have learned. You'd think that by now, the actor would be well-aware of the fact that he isn't allowed to speak to another man, woman, or lizard without the world assuming he's dating said human or reptile. So, what does he go and do a few nights back? Why, he sits at a club and talks to a "mystery blonde". The nerve!

Photos taken by some kind, nonintrusive bystander just surfaced of RPattz chatting it up with a pretty blond lady in New York City. I know. Check out this video. But whatever you do, don't show Kristen Stewart.

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The scandal! In my opinion, this "mystery blonde" actually looks like Savannah Miller to me, Sienna Miller's sister, which would make sense since Rob was apparently hanging out with Sienna and her fiance/Rob BFF, Tom Sturridge. So, yeah. Probably not as big of a deal as everyone's making it out to be.

Poor Rob. Dude can't even go out for a night of fun and talk to another person without it turning into the latest gossip/hottest romance. I sincerely doubt this was anything. And I sincerely hope the person who sold these photos didn't make any money. Weak.

Do you think Rob was talking to just a friend?