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Courtney Stodden Calls Her Husband 'Dad' & Yeah, That's Not Creepy At ALL (VIDEO)

by Lindsay Mannering on October 4, 2012 at 4:55 PM

courtney stoddenThe teen bride and her skeezy wrangler have debuted on a reality show, folks, and it's high time we gave them some attention for it. The second season of VH1's Couples Therapy premiered last night, and on it, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison revealed some pretty intimate things, like how Courtney's stomach is so flat you could cook on it ... (crickets) ... and how Courtney's nickname for Doug is "dad."

Aww, isn't that adorbs, you guys? Courtney, 18, calls her husband, Doug, 52, "dad"! That's not creepy. That's not creepy or weird or exactly what you'd expect at all.

Doug doesn't think it's disturbing in the least, and laughs it off saying, lol, it's like he's raising his wife, lol.

It doesn't take a degree in psychology or even a total of three brain cells to realize that Courtney and Doug are living out some twisted daddy/daughter issues and have taken dysfunctional to an entirely new level. This isn't a partnership of two equals, this is a sex-fest of emotionally stunted people who will never help each other break an unhealthy pattern of reliance and submissiveness.

Not that I ever thought they were really in love, or that this would last, or that Courtney wasn't anything but Joaquin Phoenix in drag, but this "dad" nickname is just, like, the goddamn cherry on top of the shit sundae. Of course she calls him "dad," of course he doesn't mind, of course, of course, of course.

Watch if you dare:

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  • Susie19
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    Susie19

    October 4, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    OMG EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    throwing up


  • dirti...
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    dirtiekittie

    October 4, 2012 at 5:43 PM

    that is beyond gross. there's no way, no how, at no time could it ever be appropriate OR sexy. EWWWWWWWWW!


  • fleur...
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    fleurdelys3110

    October 4, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    ew ew ew ew ew 


  • MIA0223
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    MIA0223

    October 4, 2012 at 6:26 PM
    I have to agree, eeeewwwwww!
  • Jenniy
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    Jenniy

    October 4, 2012 at 6:40 PM
    Eeeeewwwwwww
  • zombi...
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    zombiemommy916

    October 4, 2012 at 7:33 PM
    I actually watched this entire show lasnight...yeah, definitely hard to watch...
  • Autum...
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    Autumnjean26

    October 4, 2012 at 8:45 PM
    I don't understand how just because this girls parents gave her the consent to be married at 16, it's not considered statutory rape. Just because they are married we are supposed to look the other way. I don't get it.
  • Aunt_...
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    Aunt_ning

    October 5, 2012 at 9:34 AM
    That is disgusting. My Bf and I joke around and I call him Big Daddy and he calls me little Momma, but these two are so twisted it is not right
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    Amanda CM

    October 5, 2012 at 10:07 AM
    I can NOT believe she is on Couples Therapy. I am so excited for this season. It makes me so so so so happy. Not because of this tramp stamp (I'm actually quite upset over the fact that those f$cks are on it), but because of THEDIRTY Nik RICHIE!!! YES!!!!! Shayne is so pretty. might have a screw loose.. We'll just have to see :)
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