So remember yesterday when we told you that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were totally definitely touring the world together to promote Breaking Dawn: Part 2? Oh, that's a shame. I mean, too bad you committed that to memory and all, because as of today, the estranged couple is planning on making separate international trips -- and we're talking, like, not even on the same continent separate: Stewart will kick off her tour in Japan, Pattinson in Australia.
Of course everybody's flipping out, wondering what this last-minute switch means for the celeb couple's "reconciliation"; for their part, the stars are staying predictably mum regarding their motivations.
And who knows why they backed out? Anything could have happened ...
Maybe Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't going on a world tour together because:
1. Kristen gave Rob all her passwords except ONE, and then when he found out, he freaked and told her to go back to stinkyface Rupert if he means that much to her, okay?!
2. Kristen woke up one morning to find a horse's head in her bed with a note from Rob's family and friends attached: Stay away, trampire -- or else.
3. Rob decided he'd rather just hang out and eat ice cream with Jon Stewart, after all.
4. Taylor Lautner was having paralyzing anxiety attacks about potentially getting stuck in the middle of all those screaming, yelling fights.
5. Lindsay Lohan was abducted by aliens -- HEY! THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT YOU, LILO! Scram!
Why do you think KStew and RPattz decided against touring together?
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Comments 13
ahahaha called it!
Unfortunately we will not get the real reason....if it's even true. Like "sources" are so reliable.
Who freakin' cares???? I just want to see the last installment of the movies! Their love life is their business, nobody else's.............
this is hysterical considering they have already put together a list of places that these two will be appearing together they were never suppose to be at every promotion together get your facts straight quit causing trouble
RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I give up you guys!! I am with Carol who says "who cares"!! Just bring on the movie and let them alone!! It is none of our business!!!
Hello? The tours were booked in advance when they weren't getting along.
Lies & more lies!!!!! I wont believe anything anymore, until, I hear it from them, threw someone that is reliable, like Oprah, Ellen, or GMA. Too many lies have been told.
Just more lies, this mag., is making up. I wont believe anything now, until, I hear it from them, in an interview with somebody, reliabal, like, Elen, Opra or GMA Moring, Today, or the other AM program. Its a shame, all