We've heard some bizarro rumors about the supposed Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson reunion, but this one has to be the most bizarre. Actually, maybe this one makes the most sense. You be the judge. According to UK's tabloid The Mirror, KStew and RPattz have agreed on a "no sex pact." According to a "source" who allegedly spoke to the writer of the article, a counselor that the couple have been seeing has insisted that the two have no sex while they're working out their relationship. They've even been banished to separate bedrooms of the new house that they may or may not inhabit together.
Seriously, is this the weirdest thing? Or the smartest?
According to the source (sweet Jesus, what frenemy is spilling all of this info to the tabs?), the pair have to forego that makeup sex. Instead they need to:
Work on communicating, healing wounds and trust exercises. Sex is going to have to wait. The plan is that the two of them concentrate on each other and rebuilding their relationship.
No idea if this latest round of gossip is true or not. However, if it is, it seems like a good idea. Too many couples jump straight back into the sack after they get back together, only to wake up the next day to discover all of their problems are still there. And now things are worse, because they're back to sexytimes and the stakes are a lot higher.
In fact, if this is true, I'm not sure why Rob and Kristen are even living together again. Is it so they could be in the same house and be tempted to hit the sack but be banished to separate bedrooms and have all of that sexual tension in the air? Like they want it sooooo bad, but they CAN'T because then they'd have to tell the counselor. Oooooooo .... this is starting to sound like when Edward and Bella couldn't have sex because Edward might kill her. Only now it's that the counselor might get mad at them. I know, not quite the same, right?
Adds this source, who seems to know waaaay too much:
It has been a tough time for both of them and the psychiatrist has made it clear that this is going to be hard.
Haha. I have so many jokes about that last bit but I'll refrain from making them. It will be hard for these two not to have sex though, yes indeedy, hard. I'm not making any jokes.
Do you think it's best for Kristen and Rob not to have sex right now?
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