BOOM! And just like that, we're FINALLY hearing that Kristen Stewart allegedly told Robert Pattinson that she and Rupert Sanders never had sex! RadarOnline's source "close to the situation" spills that "Kristen and Rupert both told their respective partners that they didn't actually have sex. Kristen was absolutely steadfast that she only engaged in several make-out sessions with Rupert, but never slept with him." And supposedly, this has made it a bit easier for RPattz to forgive her and take her back. Whew!
I've been saying this all along! There's never been any evidence to the contrary ... As many of us have wondered all summer -- if KStew and her doofy-looking Snow White & the Huntsman director were really having sex, why on earth would they make out in public? People who are shtupping, especially illicitly, tend to keep their infidelity behind closed doors, right? In other words, this "revelation" is all but exposing the scandal as a total sham!
When those of us who initially thought the whole thing seemed too weird, bizarre, and phony to be for real first let it be known we weren't buyin' it, we called ourselves conspiracy theorists. Now, I'm not even sure how anyone is buying that Kristen "cheated" the way the tabloids would have us believe. They're playing us for fools, people!
Look, even if you do believe maybe Kristen really strayed -- because you innocently believe that, in L.A. of all places, no one (like, say, Rupert and Liberty) would actually sell their soul or their marriage for fame and fortune -- who the heck cares about a few measly make-out sessions?! I could see why Rob and Liberty would be piiiissed about being publicly humiliated by the photos, but apart from that, it's definitely more forgivable than if they were having sex. It sounds like junior high!
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I can't for the life of me wrap my head around the idea of them both putting their relationships and reps at risk for something eighth graders get caught doing under the bleachers at a football game. On the other hand, it makes perfect sense that these stupidly public "make-out sessions" would be staged to bolster everyone's career -- and Breaking Dawn: Part 2 box office earnings -- all around. Oh, Hollywood, you can't pull the wool over all of our eyes ...
But hey, for kicks, let's keep playing along and see how it all ends. Maybe -- just like on the silver screen -- there's still a grand finale in store?!
Have you believed all along that Kristen and Rupert never had sex?
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