Lil Wayne is a genius. That's right, you heard me: Lil Wayne. Dude is a genius. And I'm not even talking about his music (which, honestly, I'm not all that familiar with). I'm speaking strictly of his legal savvy. His cunning courtroom style. See, Lil Wayne is apparently suing Quincy Jones III over a documentary film because he thinks it's a "scandalous portrayal" of, you know, himself.
And as a result, a video deposition of Lil Wayne "answering" questions from Quincy's lawyer, Pete Ross, exists. Trust me, this is something to be VERY happy about. I don't care what anybody says about this guy being a drugged-up idiot -- Lil Wayne's seemingly random ramblings are anything but. His antics are clearly deliberate -- he's messing with the lawyer's head (and, for the record, even HE can't help but laugh)!
I could watch these video clips all day. I think my favorite is the one where Lil Wayne literally responds to every question -- even "Did you serve any time in jail?" with "I don't recall." (Hey, maybe he has amnesia!)
Other highlights include ...
His response to a question about the people he might have told about his feelings on the documentary:
The first person I likely woulda told woulda been God, cause i tell him everything.
When asked if he remembered telling God anything in partiular:
I don't remember, no.
After watching a video of Katie Couric interviewing Lil Wayne, Ross asked Wayne if the video was indeed an interview he gave to Katie Couric. Wayne's answer:
Is that a interview I gave with Katie Couric? What's your name again? That's a stupid-ass questions, Pete Ross. You just saw me give that interview to Katie Couric.
When asked if he recalled performing at a particular music festival with Kanye West:
I don't know ... but I know I did perform at this badass bitch's birthday party recently. She was crazy stupid!
I could go on, but you've really got to watch these clips for yourself to appreciate Lil Wayne's comedic talents. Hey, will somebody please give this guy a reality show?
Are you a Lil Wayne fan? Did this make you laugh?
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