Honey Boo Boo’s Guide to Everything You Need to Know in Life (PHOTOS)

honey boo boo castForget Oprah and Dr. Phil. You want to know the secret to a better life, tune in to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Yes folks, you better "Redneckognize!" Pint-size pageant queen Alana, her momma June, and sisters Chickadee, Pumpkin, and Chubbs have all the answers you've been searching for. I kid you not.

You've let yourself go? Just follow Momma's mantra: "I ain't the most beautimos out the box, but a little paint on this barn, shine it back to its original condition. Cause it shines up like it's brand new."

The state of the economy? "A dollar make me holla," sings Alana. All 99-Percenters would certainly agree! And who can deny the superiority of the Redneck Games? "It's all about Southern pride, similar to the Olympics, but with a lot of missing teeth and a lot of butt crack showing," informs June. No need to worry about wardrobe malfunctions there!

This family kicks some serious knowledge. Check out Honey Boo Boo's guide to life

 

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ruby_... ruby_jewel_04

This entire family revolts and disturbs me. 

sweet... sweetchile

From what is shown, they seem pretty "happy go lucky" and to get along remarkably well. I kind of get a kick out of them.

nonmember avatar Christina

The dad in the back of the picture looks so sad.

easun... easunshine

I don't think it looks like a biscuit.

nonmember avatar guest

Acutally, she says "beautimous," not "beauteous."

nonmember avatar kaerae

So, what do they call actual biscuits? Oh, never mind, I don't even want to go where that leads...

daydr... daydreaminmom

The family makes me sad. That family displays most of the shortcomings of society all in one. They don't put an importance on education, healthy living, class or manners.

LoriA... LoriAnn87

The family is nasty.

the4m... the4mutts

These people gross me out. I feel sorry for young children in this family. They don't really understand how disgusting they are.

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