So let's pretend Lindsay Lohan is a TV show. You know, like an '80s sitcom-type deal. Are you pretending? Okay, remember how every so often those shows would have a "very special" hour-long episode, like that Little House on the Prairie when Albert got hooked on Doc Baker's morphine or that Growing Pains when Carol's boyfriend (played by a baby-faced Matthew Perry) got killed in a drunk-driving accident?
Well, on tonight's very special episode of The Lindsay Lohan Show, our zany redheaded heroine gets rushed to the hospital -- and you'll never guess why!! (Seriously, this might even be a two-parter!!)
No, this isn't a repeat of last season's big season finale cliffhanger. Tonight's episode of The Lindsay Lohan Show does NOT involve automobiles, theft, drugs, or alcohol. Lindsay Lohan was actually hospitalized for a legit physical ailment, and a potentially serious one at that: A lung infection!!!
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I know what you're thinking -- the writers of The Lindsay Lohan Show must be getting really desperate for ideas! But nope: Apparently Lohan has been battling a nasty case of "walking pneumonia," which recently escalated into a full-fledged lung infection requiring a stay at Mount Sinai. But don't worry -- she was reportedly treated with antibiotics and is now "back at her hotel," probably trying to figure out other places to hide from the cops besides the hospital. (Cue upbeat theme song.)
Don't forget to tune in next week, when LiLo gets kidnapped by aliens! (What else is left?!)
Do you think Lindsay Lohan really had a lung infection?
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Wow..... you have to be pretty petty to make fun f someone being sick,
I'm sorry that was a horrible story; not because it's about Lindsay Lohan but because you are making fun of her being sick. Yes she has been battling her own demons for a while but she was sick with a lung infection. You ever hear of Karma. Let's pray you or someone you know doesn't come down with walking pneumonia or a lung infection; i bet you wouldn't be joking about that.
what is with everyone? she's writing a story - yeah it may sound a bit harsh - but ya know what, Lindsay does a lot of shit in her life and it's bound to catch up with her. all the DUI's, the drugs, the partying - and she's gotten away with freaking murder. maybe this is life's way of telling her to slow down or she's gonna end up another Amy Winehouse...
Pretty sure if you smoke AND you have asthma, or even if you DON'T have asthma, you are an idiot. Willingly doing something that will kill you and cause serious health consequences is idiotic.
I know smokers know this. But some will never change despite it, and I doubt Lindsey will either.