Jennifer Aniston Has Been 'Pregnant' 15 Times ... at Least

jennifer anistonJennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston. How many times have you been pregnant, woman? According to the mags, you've had at least 17 kids (two sets of twins!). That's impressive -- and might I say, for a lady who's birthed so many babies, you look great! Who's your doctor? His work is tremendous. Also, for a celeb who likes to keep a fairly low-profile, it's awfully nice of you to always announce your pregnancies via rag mag. Shows you really put your fans first. Before your family even. Hell, before yourself!

Here are the many "OMG I'm Pregnant!" Jennifer Aniston magazine covers ... and one is yet to be true!

 

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shell... shellyplatz

It's ridiculous that these magazines are allowed to print things that are untrue!

jessi... jessicasmom1

hahha and I will sell you the Brooklyn bridge

belly... bellygirl

And your headline is as, if not more, deceptive than the magazines. You don't have a question mark or quotes. You made it seem that she has miscarried 15 times, by the way it reads. Shame on you!

SaraCVT SaraCVT

A majority of these covers reference her 'baby dreams'. I wonder if any of them have ever ASKED her if she has such dreams or if they're just assuming...?

Tiffa Zemke

@bellygirl the headline says she has been 'pregnant' 15 times, which implies that 'pregnant' is pure sarcasm.

GlowW... GlowWorm889

I'm convinced she's just been having the longest pregnancy on record.

Kate Isamilf

She would be a horrible mother. She thinks the world revolves around her.

westm... westmom12

She's too fucking old to be a mom, by the time her child(ren) are 30 she will be 70. Also, it really does sound like she has miscarried. You ought to change that shit.

LeiOK... LeiOKeOla

No condemnation .

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