Oh. Mah. Gah. People, arguably the most reliable of the gossip mags, is reporting that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are currently in the process of getting back together. Twi-hards rejoice! Supposedly, the pair met up in Los Angeles over the weekend, and trusty "insiders" of RPattz are letting it be known (to gossip sites) that "they think they'll be a couple again."
Aw, they're getting back together, guys. That's awesome! But, wait. They're getting back together now, guys? That's ... convenient. Maybe this whole thing was one big, fat publicity stunt? I mean, the timing couldn't be better -- as in the timing couldn't have been better with everything that went on in this break-up. I mean "break-up."
Yeah, yeah, you've heard the conspiracy theories before -- some with damn good evidence to back it up -- but here's one more for good measure.
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Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 comes out in theaters, oh, a little less than two months from now. Now is the perfect time to start picking up the pieces of their "broken relationship". By the time November 16 rolls around, Rob and Kristen will be blissfully back in each other's arms, as they were meant to -- this, of course after weeks of "teasing" their reconciliation to fans.
Let's think back for a moment, shall we. Okay, first we had the break-up. US Weekly shocked the world with this bombshell on July 25. That's good. That's four months until the release of their movie. That's just enough time to allow drama to unfold, and to pick up the pieces.
Then, shortly after that, Kristen issued a public apology for cheating. Kristen Stewart! One of the most private, awkward celebs out there! I mean, what celebrity does that? Especially one who's not married? That only brought more attention to the situation.
Then Kristen makes an appearance out in public, wearing Rob's shirt. Okay, more publicity?
And then -- this is the kicker -- both Kristen and Rob make red carpet appearances the same night, but in different locations. The media frenzy that followed!
All the details that keep emerging, and carefully orchestrated appearances, etc. lead me -- and many others -- to believe that this nonsense isn't real. And if that's the case, hat tip to Kristen for agreeing to be the fall guy in this scenario. And even bigger hat tip to Liberty Ross for being cool with her husband playing a role in this crazy game.
Do you think Rob and Kristen's break-up is real?
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i think it might have been true think about it the guy that she had an affair with and putting it out there that they had an affair im sure his wife was realy hurtt thats not something u play around with and make it up she wouldnt go along with it who would unless they offerd them money then maby but still im sure the embaresement wouldnt have been worth it and the kids they would have known and been affected by it too i just dnt think its made up and also rob hwas hurt and he probly wanted to let her know he wasnt gonna put up with it if he took her back right away she would thin kshe culd do it again he taught her a lesson and it probly made her relize how much of a mistake it was for two months she thought he was never gonna take her back and maby he thought he wasnt things change maby he
Is their break up real? Is their getting back together real?
Here's my spin.... The break up and publicity started out as Celeb Gossip and they decided to roll with it turning it into a publicity stunt. I do not think they've officially broke it off. It is all so that the promotions of RPatt's other movies (Cosmopolis espcially) could be promoted withouth BDII in the forefront of the promotions. I believe that Summitt allowed the publicity stunt. It is in their contracts that they cannot be seen together at any red carpet event outside of Twilight - can attend, but separately... There are other things that I can share.
That post about the photos being photoshopped - like 98% of them were. Many have KStew's face on top of Ruper's wife's... The lighting in many of them are totally off also. I can't believe the audacity that author had! To sit there and act excited only to find out she's mocking it all - what a ..................
So, I truly believe ALL of it is a stunt in order for other events to be promoted. As for Rupert directing the sequel to Snowhite - he will not be contracted....
One meeting does not make a reconciliation. It MAY be, but you never know. I believe Robert was very hurt and could hand out a little bit of his own. He gave her the cold shoulder for 2 months and now what is he going to do? I hope he's not playing games with her because that would be down and dirty. She's been bullied enough and if he gives her hope and then dropped her, that would send her over the edge. I pray things are going forward to them getting back together and soon.
IMO: I think Rob and Kristen's 'relationship' was a set-up from the beginning to promote Twilight. I don't know what to believe about the affair. What boggles me is, her and Rob were rarely spotted together in public showing any kind of affection. They never even confirmed they were a couple. But, all of a sudden, BAM, she steps out in BROAD DAYLIGHT with a married man! You're afraid to show the world your 'real' relationship with Rob, but not afraid of getting caught up with a married man? MAKES NO SENSE.
The romantic in me wants to believe that they can't live apart. The very first kiss in Twilight was a real kiss - that's why it won the MTV thing a couple years in a row. And while it sounds really stupid, I can't see either one of them with someone else.
I think the breakup was real.
I think it is fantastic news i am a fan of both and have always said that one ) let the first one who has never made mistakes throw the first stone.. and two ) am
certain that although they are young they could and would work their way threw it.
first of all having too many for liking female friends , and never being home is one of the things that made this happen. and Kristen being young did what we young girls do when there is trouble at home, try to make him jealous (stupid _) but that is what we do thinking that they will come back and pay attention to us. I am so glad that they are and do i care if it was a stunt yes that would be disturbing as it broke my heart and literally kept me search for news for weeks .. but now that it is over I do rejoice in it and thank god they found their way back it is true love and i know because i have that also . we were together for 3 years and one day he got so angry he left i did everything to find him to talk to him but after 7 years gave up and that last year he showed up in my life again (with a kid) and we have been together for the last 17 years married last year and there is nothing and no one on this earth that can ever separate us again you have to have trust first respect second and love third. these three things amount to ever lasting true love .. so yeah good job Kristen and rob good job
Well people i agree that this has not inpact on my feelings towards the upcoming bd movie, weather they are reunited or not i am eager to see the final chapter of the twilight saga; nevertheless i really think they are a cute couple and would to no offense if they were "Back Together". I wish them both luck for their future either with each other or someone else. On a side note, in the begining I have to admit I was a little sad for the couple, but with the media covering this so close and all the speculations of "lies to the public for monatarty gain" and the "poor rpatz and we hate kstew" festival I have found myself a little numb to their position, and more hopefully the press will just let it go. Enough is enough people,. lets move on.