Hallelujah, everyone! I've got some startling news! I wrote on Thursday about actress Amanda Bynes' horrible disease, Driverhantus Virus, which makes her keep driving even with a suspended license. But, lo, there is only one thing that can stop Driverhantus in its tracks. And that is to take away the car. TMZ says this has finally happened. Finally, the world woke up, saw Amanda Bynes driving, and said, No more!!! No more fender benders, no more DUIs, no more hit-and-runs, no more smoking a mysterious substance while driving. Amanda has been cured! Praise Henry Ford!
And I bet Lindsay Lohan is ecstatic. Lindsay is probably the only starlet whose driving is as bad as Amanda's, so she had the perfect vantage point from which to cast judgment on Amanda.
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan, who went to jail (briefly) for her driving transgressions, was getting frustrated with Amanda's apparent ability to keep driving despite all of her infractions. She asked on Twitter:
Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?
When Lindsay Lohan is the voice of reason, something is very, very wrong, folks. But Lindsay spoke too soon, because that very day Amanda was pulled over by police -- again! -- and they ran a check on her license. Behold, this time the cops saw the stark truth -- that Amanda's license has been suspended for three weeks! So what did they DO, y'all??
They gave her a ticket and impounded her car. Can I get an ah-men?
I think this is the only thing that was going to separate Amanda from her wheels. But it's kind of interesting how close together LiLo's jail wishes for Amanda and her car being towed came, eh? Perhaps L.A. cops are following LiLo's Twitter feed.
But will Amanda's car being impounded really stop her driving? I suspect someone as gripped by the disease of unstoppable driving as Amanda is will somehow, some way, soon be back behind the wheel. And I don't think Linds will be happy until we see Amanda do the walk of shame in her orange jumpsuit.
Do you think this will stop Amanda from driving?
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Lindsay does have every right to say something because how fair is it for one offender to get time for doing almost the same crime and the other doesnt, if you do the crime you need to do the time. no one should get favored over anyone.. no i do not believe this will stop amanda from driving she will borrow someone elses she needs to be jailed
Lindsay got away with SO MANY things before she was finally put in jail. The first time was in 2007, for a grand total of 84 minutes after pleading guilty to cocaine use and a DUI. She repeatedly missed DUI progress hearings before a judge determined that she had violated the terms of her parole and she was sent to jail for 14 days in 2010. She failed a drug test, thus putting her in violation of her probation. She was jailed for less than a day. She stole a necklace in 2011 and she got to serve those 35 days in her own house. She violated her probation AGAIN and spent only 5 hours in jail. Not once did she serve her entire sentence, and all of her legal defiance took place over the span of 4-5 years.
Amanda Bynes has been in trouble for driving violations for 2-3 months.
Seems like LiLo needs to shut it and worry about paying that $46,000 she owes the Chateau Marmont.