I've kinda been with the conspiracy theorists all along: Maybe Kristen Stewart never even cheated on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders and the whole drama has been nothing but a crazy PR stunt from the start. I mean, either that or KStew has completely lost her shizzit, right? I mean, all of a sudden the typically reserved actress is having awkward makeout sessions in public and spilling her guts about relationship mistakes? (And what the hell with that whole armpit-licking thing?!)
But now I'm CONVINCED the scandal is a sham, thanks to a new video which demonstrates exactly how those infamous cheating photos were faked.
Seriously, I don't know who the genius who made this video is or how they spotted all the telltale phony photo signs, but too bad he or she wasn't around back in the days of JFK! Grassy knoll? Book depository?! Case woulda been solved in seconds.
No kidding, watching this video gives you that same eerie, creeped-out feeling you get watching those shows about unsolved mysteries or government hoaxes or UFO cover-ups. Just check this out:
See?! SEE WHAT I MEAN?? Don't you totally have the chills right now??? I'm sold, man, SOLD. At this point, the only thing I'm wondering about is if -- and when -- KStew & RPattz are going to come clean. Like when Joaquin Phoenix went back on David Letterman all normal-looking and was like, "Psyyyyych! I totally fooled you, man!"
Does this video make you think the KStew/RPattz split was always a big fake?
Image via KristenPattinson513/YouTube