The hell? Kristen Stewart's pre-breakup interview with UK Vogue is out on stands now, and to say it contains some weird shit is an understatement. Stewart tells the mag -- and I quote: "I love the way [Robert] smells. And him me. Like, he loves to lick under my armpits." And she didn't stop there! She continued: "I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
What? The whole point of what? And wait a minute, did RPattz really used to lick KStew's stanky pits? What is going on here? Where am I?
I mean, this obviously isn't a rumor since the words came straight from Kristen's mouth, but ... why would she say this? To a reporter? Who's going to publish it for the world to see? Some things should be kept in the bedroom -- and this licking armpits business definitely falls under that umbrella.
This whole thing confuses me -- and not just because the act of licking someone else's armpits, no matter how much you love them, is confounding in and of itself -- because Rob and Kristen were such a private couple. They always kept their romance on the DL. Telling a reporter something so personal about their, um, bedroom behavior is kind of strange coming from Kristen.
Maybe she felt guilty because she was doing it with Rupert Sanders at the time? Maybe she was trying to convince herself -- and the world -- that her and Robert's love was so deep, and so freaky, it made Fifty Shades of Grey look like a nursery rhyme. Who knows? If that was her intention, though, I think she should have gone with another anecdote. This is just ... gross.
What do you think of this insanity?
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Too much information!!! I never heard this couple ever talking about their personal business to the media its always hush hush topic (the way it should be) before all the drama . But I am sure as a couple it was out of play their relationship their business, or was should say I guess. Again the media takes it out of context what Kristen probably really meant. Also I bet Rob is getting a kick out of this statement its funny and he always likes shocking the audience... so some times things rub off on couple maybe Kristen doing the same thing for a laugh.... they both have a great sense of humor! it might just be some sort of metaphor they understand as a couple and the jokes on everyone else.
kristen knew what the reporter would say she obviously didnt care.
maybe she said these things because she had been cheating and thought "what the hell" might as well. She's odd anyway..besides the armpits thing which is definitley a tmi thing wasn't that bad.
It says "the place under her armpit" so maybe not actually her armpit, that's what I'm going to tell myself lol!