kim kardashian kanye westYou know what? I'm done with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. I seriously can't with them anymore. Every single day, a new piece of absurd, over-the-top (well-timed) gossip comes out about one or both of them -- it's simply getting out of control. And just when you thought they couldn't get any more ridic, this gem that Kanye used to watch Kim's sex video with other girls in order to get in the mood "leaks to the press." Come on. 

According to TMZ: "Multiple sources with first-hand knowledge of the situation [say] ... Kanye used the Kim K sex tape in the bedroom to get him in the mood ... and it always worked." "And it always worked"? What does that even mean? Ew. Doesn't porn usually "work"?

These two, man. Not a day goes by where we don't hear something crazy and wacky about them -- each thing more insane than the last. Doesn't Kanye have an album coming out? Isn't it a little odd that we're first hearing about these supposed bedroom ways now? Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think both of them have the media connected to little strings, and they just pull them up and down when they please -- yes, just like a puppeteer!

I guess the joke's on me, too, though -- I mean, look, I'm one of their little puppets right now. Eh, what can I say? The cutting edge journalist in me just wouldn't be able to sleep at night if I didn't share these riveting stories with you. You're welcome.

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