Wouldn't it be great if Fifty Shades of Grey were a picture book, like the colorful illustrated bedtime stories you read to your kids? Well, not exactly like the ones you read to your kids, of course. (Can you imagine? "Goodnight, Ben Wa balls ...")
Anyway, we thought a picture book version of Fifty Shades would be pretty cool, so we let our imaginations run wild and illustrated a few of everybody's favorite sizzling scenes.
(Warning: NSFW, unless you work someplace like The Stir.)