Talk about life imitating art -- or is it art imitating life? Hearts will burst -- doves will cry, people -- when Robert Pattinson presents 90 seconds of previously unreleased footage from Breaking Dawn: Part 2 at the MTV VMAs tonight, and not just because Taylor Lautner will be standing beside Pattinson in place of Kristen Stewart. (Who will be in Toronto making out with some old dude promoting her new film, On the Road.) You know what's really going to sting?
Watching poor brave Robert introduce that Breaking Dawn: Part 2 teaser trailer, that's what! They should just go ahead and call it 90 Seconds of RPattz Being Forced to Re-Live the Ecstasy of True Love & the Agony of Betrayal. Because that's what it's gonna be!
Even the words on the screen say as much ...
Of course I've only watched the teaser trailer's teaser trailer, but that was all I needed to see to know the level of emotional brutality awaiting RPattz. It's almost as if the producers went out of their way to pour copious amounts of salt in their leading man's deep emotional wound! (Hmm, ya think?) Why else, in between glimpses of movie scenes (aw, Edward and Bella look so cute and domestic!), would these words flash across the screen?
"The end of a saga begins."
C'mon, guys! Was that really necessary?! How would you feel if, after being cheated on by the love of your life, somebody forced you to watch a PowerPoint presentation of your happiest moments together (in front of millions of people)?!
Taylor Lautner better be prepared for a long night of post-awards show bromantical hijinks, that's all I have to say. I'm thinking shots, strippers, and repeated "you're better off without her, man!" reminders.
Check out the teaser trailer's teaser trailer and you'll know what I mean ...
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He is a Big Boy! He can handle it. And he will move on we have all been there some worst than others, He Will Survive! Kristen mmmmm, don't know about her, never know what you've lost till it's gone.
hmmmmm.... you never know . . . Kristen still be the one holding his heart. Yet, Rob may never know what he will miss when he let her go. It's all in God's hand.
Kristen might not be present at MTV, but her spirit is, and Rob will be thinking of her !
This article is crap. Why don,t you just burn her at the stake. I am so over this stuff. It is time to move on and deal. If Rob is pathetic and listens to everyone else about want he should do instead of talking to Kristen. He is just plain stupid and a loser. Buck up and do the right thing. Talk it out before it is to late.
When in the hell, are all of you people going to stop? Rob, is a grown man, & can handle himself, whether Kristen, is there or not. All fans of theirs, want them back together, but, & there is that but, it's their life, not ours. Please just let all of this go, please.