10 Wise, Witty Betty White Quotes That Prove She Won’t Talk to an Empty Chair at the DNC

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betty whiteSure, reactions to 82-year-old Clint Eastwood's speech at the Republican National Convention were mixed, but both conservatives AND liberals tuned in to see Dirty Harry's "invisible Obama" bit -- quite an accomplishment (even if more Americans total did end up watching Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo than the RNC). Still, the celebrity surprise guest gauntlet has been thrown: Who will be the Democratic National Convention's answer to Clint Eastwood? Well, with any luck ...

Betty White!! There's a huge social media campaign a-brewing to bring White to the DNC, and why wouldn't there be? It's virtually impossible NOT to love the 90-year-old actress; plus, thanks to her most recent White-hot (haha) career wins (from the Snickers Super Bowl commercial to SNL and more), she's got a fan base so varied in age some of them are too young to even remember The Golden Girls. Plus, Betty and Barack go waaaay back.

Not to mention the fact that White's exceptional wisdom and wit will do the Democratic party proud. Here are 10 smart and sassy Betty White quotes to prove it! (Not for nothing, #1 might be my favorite quote from any human being ever. And how timely, considering the alarming number of politicians who don't know how the female anatomy works!)

1. “Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

2. “You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.”

3.Trolls suck.”

4. “All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

5. “Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on”

6. “I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.”

7. "I don't care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time -- and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones -- I think it's fine if they want to get married. I don't know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don't worry about other people so much."

8. "Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts."

9. "You gotta use everything you possibly can!"

10. "Retirement is not in my vocabulary."

See what I mean? Beat that, Honey Boo-Boo.

Do you want Betty White to speak at the DNC?


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2012 election, politics, snl

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EmmaF... EmmaFromEire

I absolutely adore her. Hell, when i grow up i want to be betty white!

momav... momavanessa

Love Betty White!! Rose is my fav on the Golden Girls! I am 24 and still watch the Golden Girls every night! Watched the show as a child with my grandma!

jkm89 jkm89

#1 ha! Love Betty White!

fleur... fleurdelys3110

Betty White is a fabulous icon. No matter what one's political affiliation is, you have to respect and admire her! I hope I can be this lively when I'm 90.

Rachul NeinLeven

the first one, she actually didn't say.

nonmember avatar Nonya

She didn't say the quote about growing some balls. Why don't you research what you write about before believing a picture going around on Facebook before making yourself look like an idiot? Here is a story where she says that she didn't say that... Idiot..



http://m.guardiannews.com/tv-and-radio/2012/nov/10/betty-white-golden-girl

nonmember avatar Moe

No one knows what anyone say anymore. I know the person put website on here saying she did not say it. But one thing is it is funny but in till she would say it on tv then we could say she said it. Internet can say anything now. No one knows what way to turn.

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