Tonight The Real Housewives of New York City hit St. Barths and started tearing up the place immediately. Sonja Morgan was drunk pretty much the entire time; Heather Thomson was walking into glass walls; and Ramona Singer spent most of the time whining that Mario wasn't there. Meanwhile LuAnn de Lesseps was obsessed with a French Johnny Depp look-alike named Thomas. Seriously, HOW many times did she say Johnny Depp?
By all accounts, after wooing him with the fact that she's an Indian, she brought him home from a local club for a little pirate booty call. LuAnn actually brought him to Heather's room (why?), and Heather saw him, while everyone else heard her speaking French to another French-speaking male in the wee hours of the morning. "I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices ... one was LuAnn's," Carole Radziwill deadpanned brilliantly.
While The Countess kept insisting she brought home a group of Italians who were old friends, she busted herself during a telephone conversation with a friend in which she asked for help covering up the fact that Thomas was there. Forget about that mic, LuAnn? She's so self-centered and narcissistic it's no big shock that she'd cheat, but I can't believe how blatant and stupid she was about it. Who knows what happened, but clearly something or she wouldn't have been trying to cover it up. Wonder what Jacques will think.
It will be interesting to see what happens next week when it looks like Sonja is going to try to take her turn with Thomas. Will The Countess get territorial? We shall see.
All of that drama paled, however, next to a tiny bit of information Sonja dropped about Carole. As they watched her run into the waves, Sonja said, "Look at the ass on Carole. No wonder Clooney did her for a year.”
Excuse me? Clooney? Did she just announce that Carole had some sort of long-term affair with George Clooney? Now that would be interesting. She's certainly beautiful and charming and cool enough for it to be true (they don't call her "Cool Carole" for nothing), but how could this just be coming to light now? Enquiring minds want details. The only response from Carole so far was a coy tweet: "I don't kiss and tell but if I did tell I'd say Clooney was a very good kisser". Hmmm?
Next week Aviva is expected to arrive with Reid in tow, and things look like they're going to get ugly. Can't wait.
Do you think LuAnn cheated with Thomas? Do you think Carole dated George Clooney?
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Seems this years show is all about SEX....Sonja's daughter must be so proud to see her mother act like such a slut. Luann, yup, she did that dude and did it pirate style !!! She was drooling every time she looked at him....Jacque will find out and he will forgive her. Carole doing Clooney....well if she did, she & he did an EXCELLANT job keeping that one quiet !!! LOL !!! Ramona...SHUT THE HELL UP already !!!!! You want Mario there, than do it. just SHUT UP !!! My God woman, you think that everything has to be in your favor..like while in the plane flying there, you are already beggin for the "other master bedroom" from Carole. What a super, narsisistic bitch you are !!!!! Heather, you held your own during the "photo shoot" conversation with Sonja at the dinner table AGAIN. Nice work !!!!
Sonja and Ramona are so childish and plain GROSS. omG how old is Ramona??? She acts like she's 8! As far as Luann, get down girl. He was a hottie but probably a dirty dawg who preys on unsuspecting tourists every night of the week.
Sonja, we don't want to see your bits and pieces anymore. We know you are ridden hard and put away wet, and you are likened to the village bicycle: "everyone has had a ride". Ewww. No lady are YOU.
COME ON NOW YOU HEARD HER ON THE PHONE, TALKING FRENCH, DONT TELL ANYONE, WHAT IS THAT GIVE ME A BREAK, SHE WAS ALL OVER HIM.........AND SHE WAS SEEN WITH HIM AT THE HOUSE, ITS ABOUT TIME HER TRUE COLORS SHOW, CANT STAND THE WOMEN....
Oh, LuAnne...you said it yourself...money can't by you class.
I laugh because I still love LuAnn and whehter she cheated or not we will never truly know just speculate. What's gross is Sonja wanting to take her turn next week with him. The whole Sonja and Ramona thing is so disgusting.
Carole may not be physically beautiful to some, is becoming one of my favs and I love her outlook and personality.
Heather is so dingy that I love it.
I can't wait until Aviva gets there.
LuAnn slept with a stranger is that news? All these women are tramps, except for the one with one leg.
They acted their true colors as sluts, no change that to drunken sluts and none of them are beautiful, the big eyes of the crazy one Romona, the one who walked into a door needs a nose job anyway, and Carole is so skinny it is pathetic, Sonya wants a blow job too bad, that's all she talked about, this show is just down right boring.