'Real Housewives of New York' Recap: LuAnn Cheats & Carole Radziwill's Past With George Clooney Is Revealed?

Real Housewives of New YorkTonight The Real Housewives of New York City hit St. Barths and started tearing up the place immediately. Sonja Morgan was drunk pretty much the entire time; Heather Thomson was walking into glass walls; and Ramona Singer spent most of the time whining that Mario wasn't there. Meanwhile LuAnn de Lesseps was obsessed with a French Johnny Depp look-alike named Thomas. Seriously, HOW many times did she say Johnny Depp?

By all accounts, after wooing him with the fact that she's an Indian, she brought him home from a local club for a little pirate booty call. LuAnn actually brought him to Heather's room (why?), and Heather saw him, while everyone else heard her speaking French to another French-speaking male in the wee hours of the morning. "I was awoken in the middle of the night by two male voices ... one was LuAnn's," Carole Radziwill deadpanned brilliantly.

While The Countess kept insisting she brought home a group of Italians who were old friends, she busted herself during a telephone conversation with a friend in which she asked for help covering up the fact that Thomas was there. Forget about that mic, LuAnn? She's so self-centered and narcissistic it's no big shock that she'd cheat, but I can't believe how blatant and stupid she was about it. Who knows what happened, but clearly something or she wouldn't have been trying to cover it up. Wonder what Jacques will think.

It will be interesting to see what happens next week when it looks like Sonja is going to try to take her turn with Thomas. Will The Countess get territorial? We shall see.

All of that drama paled, however, next to a tiny bit of information Sonja dropped about Carole. As they watched her run into the waves, Sonja said, "Look at the ass on Carole. No wonder Clooney did her for a year.

Excuse me? Clooney? Did she just announce that Carole had some sort of long-term affair with George Clooney? Now that would be interesting. She's certainly beautiful and charming and cool enough for it to be true (they don't call her "Cool Carole" for nothing), but how could this just be coming to light now? Enquiring minds want details. The only response from Carole so far was a coy tweet: "I don't kiss and tell but if I did tell I'd say Clooney was a very good kisser". Hmmm?

Next week Aviva is expected to arrive with Reid in tow, and things look like they're going to get ugly. Can't wait.

Do you think LuAnn cheated with Thomas? Do you think Carole dated George Clooney?


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fleur... fleurdelys3110

Looks like the season is finally getting interesting!

Creat... CreateWhimsey

Yuck! They're ALL narcissists. What else do you expect from women like THIS?  I can tell you REAL New York women do NOT behave so poorly and gross!!!   REAL NY women are classy, elegant, KIND, and genuine. bow down

youth... youthfulsoul

Beautiful? Really. I dont see it.

Who cares if Luann brought home a guy. No one heard them doing the deed, just heard them talking. And anyway, once again..who cares.

Kay Clements

Well money can't buy you class!!!!! Just sayin... what a hypocrite...her kids must be really proud.... and poor Jacque needs to dump her like her husband did,,,

UKFan136 UKFan136

Judge not!  I could edit pieces of anyone's life to make something that might've been innocent into something horrible.

chigi... chigirl1228

That picture is high class. Love the look on Ramona's face.

Tammy Owensby Carpenter

I agree Carole is not by any means beautiful. Cool I will give her. Lu Ann, not sure and UK fan is right.

nonmember avatar Marilyn

Bravo, why did you let luann stay on the show? Get rid of her and sonja. I do to thi Jacques will dump the contless. He is french which means he is stupid

Pagan... PaganMomma40

I think they all look like a bunch of hags? 

Pam Kimball

her true colors are finally showing. Never liked her, she cant sing, and now she lies to cover up an affair. But really, who cares!! She is a phony as a three dollar bill.

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