Tonight on Snooki & JWOWW, we picked up where we left off last week -- right in the middle of two big old heated fights between the girls and their guys. Jenni was mad at Roger for calling her "the most insecure person in the world" and saying she deserves her ex-boyfriend; and Snooki was mad at Jionni after she found pictures of him online posing with some girls during his guys' night out. Both relationships were precariously balanced on the edge of Doomsville.
Only we knew they'd get back together, which is exactly what they did. Roger came over and had it out with Jenni. He was calm, rational, and made some really good points, while Jenni pouted like a stubborn child and struggled to understand basic vocabulary. "Stalemate? What the f*ck is a stalemate?"
Neither apologized; neither seems happy, but they can't seem to move on from one another. There was no kissing and making up, but I guess that was their version of getting back together. We'll see how long it lasts.
Snooki and Jionni's reunion was much sweeter. Snooki realized she'd overreacted and actually apologized, even before Jionni showed her that it was his cousin and her friends in the picture that made Snooki so jealous. Oops. But he graciously accepted her apology and was touched by it: "The fact that she said sorry to me is why I love her, it’s why we're a strong couple, and it’s why she’s amazing."
They actually did kiss and make up, and both seemed so relieved to be back on good terms. They really seem to truly love one another, and I like them together more and more all the time.
So off to a club/restaurant they went to celebrate Jionni's birthday, and it was pickle juice shots for all. Snooki was particularly smitten with them, "You get a little happy, but you don't get a hangover the next day." Kind of like the difference between Jersey Shore and Snooki & JWOWW -- the debauchery of the first always left me feeling a little queasy, while when it's just Nicole and Jenni, I just get a little happy.
So now the gang's all back together, and everything is right in the world, which will last ... until it doesn't.
Do you think Roger and Jenni's relationship will last? What about Snooki and Jionni?
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