New Jersey Town Braces for 'Snooki & JWoww' Catastrophe

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snooki & jwowwOh the humanity! Is it any coincidence that the new location for the next season of Snooki & JWoww is Manchester, New Jersey -- same place where the Hindenburg crashed? Residents there are almost as shaken about the incoming crash of the Jersey girls and their crew. Will the whole town go up into flames? Will there be any survivors?

The production company, 495 Productions, promises the show will not be a catastrophe for Manchester. They swear they've gone door-to-door, talking with residents to assure them that there will be no large explosions or screaming in the sweet, suburban neighborhood. Much. But some neighbors claim they haven't received these reassuring visits. And trucks and equipment are rolling in already. Um... I'm a little worried about the Manchesterites!

Not that Snooki and JWOWW are out of control themselves! Please, pregnant Snooki has retired from the wild life. These are nice girls! Ish. Well, you know. It's everyone else I'm worried about. Will there be snaking cables everywhere? Lights at all hours? Will the Jersey Shore crew show up, and will they be encouraged party on the front lawn? What about the paparazzi?

WHAT ABOUT THEM!

You're gonna see paps around every street corner now. Good luck grocery shopping because they're in there, trying to capture an unflattering shot of Snooki's growing belly as she reaches for another jar of pickles off the shelves. They're gonna follow JWoww to the gym. So much for a quiet yoga class.

Honestly, all good intentions and community relations aside, I don't see how Manchester can possibly survive the onslaught of Jersey Shore debris that follows Snooki and JWoww everywhere they go. But it's too late. The mayor of the town has already agreed to allow the show to shoot there.

All I can say is, sure hope the fees buy that town some extra teachers and playground equipment. Maybe some free Xanax for every citizen, too!

Do you think it would be a pain in the neck for Snooki and JWOWW to film their show in your town?

 

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MIA0223 MIA0223

I lived in seaside heights last year!

It was a pain when they were filming the jersey shore last summer!

So yes, I know for a fact it will be a headache for the residents there!

Brittney Slovak

I grew up in Manchester, parents still live there. Apparently they haven't even arrived and TMZ and paparazzi are already hanging out. FYI The Hindenberg did NOT happen there, it occurred in Lakehurst, the next town over. Also the average age of the town is, I'm not exaggerating 65, so good luck with the partying or any kind of nightlife. Good luck to all my friends and family back home, glad I escaped to south jersey when I did. But its awful cause I can only imagine what they are going to make our sweet, quiet town into.

Lovin... LovinJerseyMama

Haha! My grandmother lives in Manchester and I am there at least once a week with my kids. I'm hoping I get to run into the girls. I love them and am a fan of the whole JS outfit :)

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