Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart's Breakup Might Be Totally Fake

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robert pattinsonWhen Robert Pattinson talks, Twi-hards listen. And when a heartbroken Robert Pattinson asks Twi-hards to make sure his new flick does better at the box office than The Dark Knight Rises, they show up in droves and ensure that despite only playing in three theaters (in NY and LA), Cosmopolis grosses $72,300. Not too shabby at all! And possibly part of a master plan involving a highly orchestrated cheating scandal.

Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I'm not the only one who has had a sneaking suspicion that maybe just maaaybe Kristen Stewart didn't actually cheat on Rob with Rupert Sanders. Maybe the story was neatly crafted by the couple themselves or a snickering team of movie publicists, as a publicity stunt that could kill several birds with one big fat juicy stone ...

The Cosmopolis box office results -- which may have been a canary in the coal mine to test the potential for a huge Breaking Dawn: Part 2 opening -- isn't the only piece of evidence to support the scenario.

There's also the fact that the two seem to be getting out of multiple Twilight press events scot-free. Given how OVER it the two of them have seemed for some time, I could totally see Rob and Kristen having their agents try to finagle a way for them to get out of promoting the franchise they've undoubtedly become fatigued with over the past few years. By chalking their absence up to being "estranged" and "distressed" due to a split, they could easily back out of the usual circuit of junkets, Twilight conventions, and even award shows (cough like the VMAs) they never seemed really game for in the first place.

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And by no longer being known (publicly) as one-half of "that Twilight couple," both Rob and Kristen might have better shots at more versatile roles. Not to mention that a faux breakup throws the public "off the scent." If we assume they're dunzo, the couple automatically gets the privacy they've always seemed to crave!

Or ... perhaps she really did cheat, and they're really broken up, and Jon Stewart wasn't that off by assuming they've both been crying into empty pints of Chubby Hubby. Who knows? But if anyone's capable of an elaborately scripted break-up for bigger box office gains, it's two young movie stars and the forces initially responsible for their blockbuster success.

Do you think the RPattz/KStew split may be a stunt?

 

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Megan Wheat

I don't think it's some big scandel.It affected people other then just kristen and Robert.And it's just too far fetched!

nonmember avatar Hotchner

So what if it is.... I think they are both just fed up with it all anyway! Good luck to both of them. I think they deserve a bloody medal for the bullshit they have had to put up with over the years!

Connie Peterson

My very first thought about this situation when I first heard about it was that it could not be true.  And still in the back of my mind I still don't think all this happened.  They are too much in love.  Anyone can see that.  But then again who knows.  The media can make people think what they want them too.


 

truth... truth.tells.all

We as ppl see wat we wanna see, hear wat we wanna hear, and gossip all the tym. Mayb the young couple jux want freedom from ppl like us always in their business. U all knw if u was famous u wldnt like ppl spyin on u 24 hours of the day. Jux leave them b......

nonmember avatar Chel

My friend and I have thought it was fake from the beginning. As for the "apologies" that Kristen and Rupert made... NEVER believe quotes that you don't hear/see someone actually saying. I searched YouTube and every other website for some proof of the quoted apologies from their own mouths. All I got was from magazines. It's ridiculous how gullible people can be.

giggl... gigglyone

I have The Stir on facebook, but I'm getting really tired of the ridiculous subjects and reasoning brought up? Are you serious-do you really think that they would all put themselves through that-including a marriage that is now in jeopardy? I think I may need to not have these silly updates anymore. GAHHHH!

Kendra Couture-Cunningham

For me personally, I'm getting totally bored with it all, even seeing Breaking Dawn 2 isn't a big deal anymore, I think with all this bull going on, and having to wait a year between movies (which was stupid to begin with) I think I'm not the only one that's bored with it all.

nonmember avatar Freyer

That's the stupidest thing you've wriiten so far!!!

Renee Behan

I have always believed that their "relationship" has been a publicity stunt, but I don't believe Kristen's affair was a stunt. Poor Liberty Ross.

Linny Smith Clemson

IM sorry but was SnowWhite & the Huntsamn that big a blockbuster that it could make millions in a sequel.....come on!..Does it even warrant a sequel? And as for this fake break up...BS...Twilight stands on its own with the fans and they didnt need to generate anything for its success..and do you really think they care that much about getting out of final film duties...they did it for 4 movies so far..one more wasnt going to break them ..such nonsense theories!!! Grow Up!!!

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