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'True Blood' Recap: Somebody Please Beat Some Sense Into Bill Cause He SUCKS (VIDEO)
Dear Bill Compton: I'm officially cutting you off. Until tonight's episode of True Blood, I really wanted to believe that Bill's whole "praise Lilith" shtick was just that -- a shtick. Sure, he's been doing a real good job playing along with the Sanguinistas, but any minute now he's gonna drop the zealot crap and bring down the Authority, right?!
Except APPARENTLY NOT. And even though I am a platinum card-carrying member of Team Eric, I'm STILL disgusted, Mr. Bill. DISGUSTED!
Because not only did he try to force Jessica into making Jason a vampire ...
He bitch-slapped the poor girl when she didn't do it! All because 1 human life does not equal 2 vampire lives. Or something. (And also because Bill now thinks he's the "chosen one." Which, while we're on the topic? Can Lilith please take a muthalovin' shower?! Every time that bitch appears I just want to hose her down with Neosporin and wrap her up in sanitary bandages.)
To sum up, I am done with Bill. For good this time. In happier news, seems like Eric f*cked the religion out of Nora. Woo-hoo!
I don't know, you guys. What the hell?! When will Bon Temps get back to being a harmless pit of senseless debauchery again?
Don't forget, next week is the SEASON FINALE!!!
Do you think Bill will come to his senses by the Season Finale of True Blood Season 5?
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Susie Heberle Sanders
UKFan136
I'm so confused, the books have me all Team Bill but the show makes me all Team Eric! And I've never been part of Team Sookie, bless her heart. :-P
geekychick
I dont want it to be over yet. The seasons on this show are way to short. Gawww WTH. Need more True Blood.
Pamela Beaulieu Lee
Lacey Ann Vermeulen
I'm also a platinum card-carrying member of team eric. (that made me laugh) But bill has gone crazy this season. I don't know if it's from a broken heart or what but it needs to stop. I thought by this episode he would of snapped out of it but he seems a heck of a lot crazier than before! This season also seems a bit all over the place and sometimes boring. I remember I use to be on the edge of my seat each week waiting for each sunday but this season I've missed and sometimes forgotten to watch. :(
Samantha Lea
purvislets
I'm just glad that Lafayette seems to be back to his fabulous ways. He's been far too serious the past few seasons and it's about time they put some more humor back into his (too few and far between) scenes.