Ryan Lochte has been painting the town red pink this weekend in Las Vegas. He's there to celebrate his 28th birthday, and from donning a hot pink Speedo to posing in some more tasteful patriotic board shorts, he's had the ladies swooning in a frenzy of lust even the hideous swimsuit could quell.
To say he's the most eligible bachelor in the country right now wouldn't be a stretch, which is good because a lot of people are saying it. And to just add to his charm and credentials, he says he's not a player.
Rather, he told People, he's looking for the "perfect girl." "Now that I'm older, I'm looking to settle down a bit," he said.
And just what makes a girl "perfect" in his opinion?
Anyone that can make me smile and make me laugh. That's the key to my heart.
Gag! Sorry, that's just a little too sickeningly sweet and well-rehearsed for my taste. Not that I expect him to admit that he wants someone with big boobs and a tight ass (or whatever he's into), but he could have come up with something a little more interesting than the most-overused answer in the world.
Seems like he's been rehearsing lines for more than just his cameo role on 90210. When asked about his acting ambitions, he gave an equally canned response.
My first thing is definitely swimming. I'm an athlete, but if I get the opportunity and people come to me about acting or anything, I'll be more than happy to do it as long as it doesn't interfere with my swimming.
So diplomatic. Maybe he should consider politics too? Not that his well-rehearsed responses are going to dim his desirability in the eyes of the women of the world. In fact, I'm sure it will just make them love him more, so more power to him. Jeah.
So ladies, there you have it. That's all you need to know to snag this hottie -- find a few good jokes and don't interfere with his swimming. Sounds like a snap.
Would you want to date Ryan Lochte?
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Nothing he says could possibly make him attractive to me. I've heard too much about his disgusting habits to be even remotely attracted to him. @alisabethjaimes, thanks for address. That tumblr is ridiculous!
What's wrong with saying you want someone who will make you laugh? I personally think it's sweet.
Robjo-by other one do you menas most decorated olympian ever?
maybe he really does value what on the inside of someone..im sure hes gotten enough ass to be picky.
If he had said all he wants are big boobs you would have complained about that. Women say they want someone with a sense of humor; what's wrong with a guy wanting the same thing? Damn, you just need to complain.
I really don't get the obsession with him.. I don't think he's all that attractive at all and he doesn't come across as overly intelligent either.
Wow, author critical much? Why don't you let him be and allow him to live his life. Really none of your business! He hasn't said anything bad! He's young and still finding himself. Not easy to do when you've spent most of your life working to win gold medals. So, what have you done, author, to make your life so great? What have you accomplished? The ability to denigrate other people and criticize other people? Wow, graduate high school yet?