So, you've heard the big news in celebrity-land, right? Kristen Stewart totally cheated on -- wait, sorry, I'm just so used to typing that. What I meant to say is that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are engaged! Hooray for them, and their awesomely mismatched confirmations of this happy event:
Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage. -- Justin's rep.
(Theroux's) statement is accurate. (There will be) no other statement. -- Jennifer's rep.
It's a good thing they made some sort of public acknowledgment of the engagement, though, because I would never have believed it otherwise. I mean, I can't think of another celebrity who's endured as many bizarre relationship rumors as Jennifer Aniston has.
According to these randomly-chosen tabloid cover stories, Jen's had QUITE the exciting love life recently:
Ah, all the intimate details of Jen & John's backyard ceremony! Which never happened. Unless "backyard ceremony" is code for some other activity John Mayer enjoyed. Ahem.