Can you imagine anything worse than being Kristen Stewart right now? I mean, the woman publicly admitted to cheating on Robert Pattinson, the most wanted man in America. Bazillions of Twilight and Team Edward fans are planning online Bella stakings. She's obviously on the sh*t list of supermodel Liberty Ross since KStew totally got caught making out with (at the very least) Lib's husband, director Rupert Sanders. Reportedly, her besties Charlize Theron and Taylor Lautner are totally PISSED OFF. AND Will Ferrell totally called her a "trampire."
I'm pretty sure the public apology was an attempt to get this whole thing over with and quick. Didn't seem to have worked though, and unfortunately for her, the public hating on Kristen Stewart hasn't even really started yet. In fact, Kristen is said to be very afraid for the public pummeling that could be coming this week -- and she very well should be.
According to a source over on Perez Hilton, Kristen is seriously concerned about Jon Stewart. The poor heartbroken Rob is scheduled to appear on The Daily Show this coming Monday evening, which means Kristen Stewart is a sitting duck for a famed Jon Stewart tongue lashing.
While she has a sense of humor, this isn't something she wants joked about. Kristen is hurting and doesn't want her heartbreak poked fun at on TV. She’s crossing her fingers that Jon doesn't go there and instead concentrates on promoting Robert’s new movie Cosmopolis.
No matter what you think of Stewart's viewpoints, he gives seriously good public chiding and man oh man, I wouldn't want to be the butt of one of his jokes. He has a real knack for getting right to the core of things. Remember how well he ripped on Newt Gingrich's infidelity? Ouch.
So will Jon be kind to Kristen and stick to promotional movie talk with Rob? Doubtful, if things like ratings mean anything to the man. There is pretty much no way Kristen is going to go unburned, right? I mean, she's made herself incredibly ripe to be a juicy Jon Stewart punchline. I kinda can't wait to see his wit in play on this little scandal.
Then again, depending on the visible level of Pattinson's oozing wounds, maybe Jon will keep it light -- or even serious and heartfelt (he can do that pretty well too) -- but this time, I certainly hope not.
Do you think Kristen Stewart should be afraid of the Jon Stewart?
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Everyone saying she deserves it is just trying to feel better about their own shitty lives. Must suck not to be rich and beautiful.
I think Rob is too classy to just let someone rip on her in an interview. Or at least not take part in it.
I am sure she don't want her heartbroke who would
Why is Rupert Sanders getting a free pass in all of this? Everyone - INCLUDING Liberty Ross - need to starting pointing the finger of blame at him as Rupert deserves the lion's share of the blame. He is the MARRIED ONE. It is unreal how Kristen is being demonized over this. It was a few kisses in the front seat of her car - A MINI COOP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - and a couple of hugs neither of which Kristen looked too pleased to get. NO SEX. This damn sure doesn't meet the criteria to be called an "affiar" and even though it shouldnt' have happened, neither should it be a deal-breaker for Rob and Kristen. People hurt the one they love all the time -in fact, that's the very person we all hurt the most in one way or another. This is the first "bump in the road" for Rob and Kristen and I have to say I would be very disappointed if Rob bailed on Kristen now. Anyone with life experience knows that no relatinoship is perfect and every couple has had things go wrong, even horribly wrong - it may not be this very thing but things go wrong in every relationship that hurt just as bad to the couple involved. Those that stay together are the ones who realize that you ride out the small waves - which is what this was - and that's what keeps fortifying the foundation of the relationship to deal with the big waves. I hope Rob realizes that and that, for once, John Stewart keesp his mouth shut.
For everyone judging the girl, I hope that you never end up having to live the aftermath of a mistake in the public eye.