Oh no, I was afraid this was going to happen. According to the tabs, Kristen Stewart has officially gone nuts. She's lost her marbles, off her rocker, booked a one-way ticket to crazy town. I mean, just look at these new photos of her screaming like a lunatic in the middle of a parking lot. I almost feel like she's pointing that finger directly at me. And I'm not going to lie, I'm a little bit scared.
I guess we can't really blame her though. Ever since her "momentary indiscretion" with Rupert Sanders, Kristen hasn't had the smoothest ride. It's actually hard to believe just how many things have gone wrong in her life. A little too hard if you ask me.
Let's recap, shall we?
She smells. Did you hear? Kristen doesn't shower anymore. She said adios to her loofah and shower gel ever since Rob walked out. Who needs soap when you've lost the love of your life? Not Kristen, that's for sure.
She wasted money on plastic surgery. Great, now what's Kristen supposed to do with her brand new boobs that she got for Rupert Sanders? What a waste!
She has no friends. Both Taylor Lautner and Charlize Theron have reportedly turned their backs on K-Stew since the scandal. Jeez, guys ... way to kick a cheating chick when she's down.
She's pregnant and torn. Oh man, what are the CHANCES? Just when Kristen gets caught knockin' boots with another man, she finds out she's knocked up! I hate when that happens.
She's getting prank calls from Rob. Drunk dials, if you will. We simply cracked the code to Kristen's (fake) voicemail box and BAM -- instant access to RPattz and his drunken glory.
Rough couple of weeks for KStew, am I right? Damn, if all of these rumors are true, then I'm not surprised she was photographed going bat shit crazy in a parking lot. But hey, look on the bright side, it's better than the other things she was caught doing in a parking lot ...
Are you believing all of these crazy rumors about Kristen?
Image via Pacific Coast News
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Can anyone say spoiled brat? She really needs to grow up and take responsibility for her actions.
I wish her the best on her trip toward maturity.
Is only sorry she got caught. if she didn get caught she would be fuckin that old guy as we speak. N yea it is our business to comment on her business cuz shes a celeb she knows what she signed up for. Hollywood is full of ugly sluts too n shes one of
SUCH A LIE!!!!
wow starting to really hate the articles written by the Stir. Stefanie Favicchio seems like you just like to start rumors and make up stories about something you don't know anything about, just hear say or from rumors of others. It makes me sick how you say all this stuff about Kristen without even knowing a thing. I'm sure she showers. And I don't believe she had a boob job (push up. padded bras can give that effect) she isn't the type to do that. Please leave her alone. This is to the point of bullying now! Have you always been a bully? Stop talking crap about Kristen...you have no clue!
Hillarious :)
You are still kicking her while she's down with your stupid @ss remarks of her being pregnant (and she's not), the snide comment of being caught doing other stuff in a parking lot, and saying everyone has turned their backs on her. Yeah, sure you're not kicking her.
There are still fans out there, me for one that still cares what happens to Kristen. You guys write lies and half truths just to keep selling your magazines and don't care that you can hurt Individuals' feelings, just rip them apart and shatter their dreams.
Kristen is a little younger than my daughter and I feel she really needs help and protection from the media and haters. You know who you are, just leave her alone. Any of Kristen's close friends are out there, get to her fast, please?