Oh no, I was afraid this was going to happen. According to the tabs, Kristen Stewart has officially gone nuts. She's lost her marbles, off her rocker, booked a one-way ticket to crazy town. I mean, just look at these new photos of her screaming like a lunatic in the middle of a parking lot. I almost feel like she's pointing that finger directly at me. And I'm not going to lie, I'm a little bit scared.
I guess we can't really blame her though. Ever since her "momentary indiscretion" with Rupert Sanders, Kristen hasn't had the smoothest ride. It's actually hard to believe just how many things have gone wrong in her life. A little too hard if you ask me.
Let's recap, shall we?
She smells. Did you hear? Kristen doesn't shower anymore. She said adios to her loofah and shower gel ever since Rob walked out. Who needs soap when you've lost the love of your life? Not Kristen, that's for sure.
She wasted money on plastic surgery. Great, now what's Kristen supposed to do with her brand new boobs that she got for Rupert Sanders? What a waste!
She has no friends. Both Taylor Lautner and Charlize Theron have reportedly turned their backs on K-Stew since the scandal. Jeez, guys ... way to kick a cheating chick when she's down.
She's pregnant and torn. Oh man, what are the CHANCES? Just when Kristen gets caught knockin' boots with another man, she finds out she's knocked up! I hate when that happens.
She's getting prank calls from Rob. Drunk dials, if you will. We simply cracked the code to Kristen's (fake) voicemail box and BAM -- instant access to RPattz and his drunken glory.
Rough couple of weeks for KStew, am I right? Damn, if all of these rumors are true, then I'm not surprised she was photographed going bat shit crazy in a parking lot. But hey, look on the bright side, it's better than the other things she was caught doing in a parking lot ...
Are you believing all of these crazy rumors about Kristen?
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