Dancing With the Stars is coming back this fall with their all-star cast and I for one CANNOT WAIT. There is going to be so much drama and action and good dancing I can barely even wait.
One of the best parts of any good season is the "shit DWTS judges say." And the most quotable judge is always Bruno Tonioli. He gyrates his hips, makes inappropriate sexual references, and harasses contestants to great humor and -- sometimes -- chagrin.
In anticipation of all the fun, we drew upon some of Bruno Tonioli's choice quotes. I am sure there will be many more to come this season, but for now, let's focus on seasons past.
Here are some of Bruno's gems:
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His comments are the only reason I watch the show at all!